Thursday, July 19, 2012
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Nikki London's debut novella, Southern Comfort
Now available from Phaze books is a novella I can't recommend enough. Southern Comfort, the literary debut of author Nikki London, is snarky, fun, romantic, sensual, and quirky. Put it plainly: some of the best ingredients this gal could ask for.
In her debut novella, author Nikki London is quick to introduce readers to her strong sense of character development, relationships, and her killer intuition when it comes to dialogue. The plot behind SOUTHERN COMFORT might be familiar, but with its characters, humor, quirks, and heart, this is one ride you won’t want to miss.
We start with Kris Meadows, the faithful assistant to career politician Jay Rosenberg. Their rapport is quick and familiar, and with just a few lines, Ms. London establishes a relationship that is cozy but wrought with tension. You can sense the affection between her main characters from the start, be it between Kris’s close relationship with Jay’s mother or Jay’s teasing Kris over her obsession with ghost stories. Jay’s mother, Edith, manages to convince her son to take a vacation, which by itself would be considered a feat. Throw in that their getaway is in Mississippi, and it’s practically a miracle. A last-ditch effort to save face results in Kris finding a plane ticket with her name on it, though she has no idea how she can pretend to be nothing more than Jay’s friend without the familiarity of an office setting.
Ms. London doesn’t play coy with the characters or their relationships. We enter the story very much aware that Kris is in love with Jay and that Jay harbors a crush on her as well. Furthermore, the characters themselves seem to be aware, but mutually tacit due to what it could mean for their working relationship. It’s not as though there are no obstacles: Ms. London establishes Jay as a workaholic playboy, whose selection of arm candy is almost always politically motivated. Yet it is clear from the start that Jay’s love life is less the result of his being a chronic womanizer, and more due to his attraction to sharp women whose ambitions are much like his, not to mention his need to put work first. Without motivation, his close friendship with Kris might never escalate to something more, though he wouldn’t be opposed to it. And Kris, having had a front row seat over the past several years of working with Jay, knows every relationship he enters has an automatic expiration date. That doesn’t stop her from loving him, but it does keep her from pursuing him, or thinking it possible they could ever work.
With a company of additional characters, including a cranky old woman, a pair of horny college coeds, and a bed-n-breakfast owned by what Jay sees as a walking contradiction, SOUTHERN COMFORT will keep you rooting for their characters, grinning at their snappy dialogue, and falling in love with the story’s overall amazing heart.
Excerpt
“So, how are you, Kristen?”
Kris Meadows twisted a strand of long blonde hair around her finger, rolled her eyes, and tilted the phone against her ear. “You wouldn't believe what your son made me do last night.”
A gentle sigh came across the line. “I can only imagine. Jason seemed very determined to get that Foreign Ops bill passed.”
Kris lowered her voice to a whisper. “He made me stalk someone.” Not that she was all that traumatized by the experience, but she liked telling on her boss...especially to his mother.
“What?” Edith Rosenberg snapped.
“Well, he seems determined to find out if Jennings is running for Senate before he leaves Brooks alone.”
“Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure he wasn't raised like that.”
Kris could hear the woman’s disgust. “Edith, the greatest saints in the world couldn’t make him tolerable.”
“Speaking of, where is Jason?”
“He had a meeting in Senator Brooks’s office to gloat about the bill finally being passed. He should be back any moment.”
“I'm going on vacation in the next couple weeks.”
“Oh.” Kris was at a loss of words. Not only was it a complete change of topic, but she couldn't remember the last time she’d had a real vacation; it was well before she embarked on the career of a lifetime as Jason Rosenberg’s personal assistant. While the last four years of employment under one of D.C.’s premiere political strategists and campaign organizers provided plenty of travel, she rarely had a chance to get away and relax. “Where are you going?”
“Natchez, Mississippi.”
“Natchez, Mississippi?”
“Oh, it's lovely,” Edith gushed. “Well, at least the photographs I’ve seen and stories I've been told. My good friend, Olivia, is president of the Glendale Community Garden Club. She makes regular trips to Natchez during their spring pilgrimage.”
“Pilgrimage?”
“It's the height of their tourist season. Lovely. And we're going together this year. I'll send you an email with some information.”
Kris sighed with envy. “It sounds nice. You should enjoy it.”
“What about Jason?”
She looked for a sign of her boss. “Oh, he still isn't back yet. But I did just see Ted so he shouldn't be far behind.”
“No, I meant do you think Jason would like Natchez?”
“Depends on whether there's federal legislation that depends on Natchez Pilgrimage information.”
“For a vacation.”
Kris laughed. The idea of Jason Rosenberg, Washington’s hottest political asset, taking a vacation was as ridiculous as George Washington having crossed the Rubicon rather than the Delaware.
Though knowing today’s educational system, she wouldn’t be surprised if some people actually thought that was the way it happened.
“I know.” Edith apparently interpreted her response. “But he hasn't visited since he started working with Brooks and I’m beginning to worry about his health. All that stress can’t be good for him.” She paused. “I think I'm going to ask him to come to Natchez with me.”
“Good luck,” Kris said earnestly. She doubted Jay’s mother truly knew how much the stress was getting to him. In December, he’d gone to the hospital with chest pains; Kris knew his health was the main reason he’d stuck with Brooks rather than delving into the next big race. “I hope you convince him to go. Besides the obvious fact a vacation for him means free time for me, I really think some time away would be good for him with the election and...everything. Not to mention spending some quality time with you.”
Behind her, the man in question cleared his throat and whispered, “Please don't tell me you're using government time to arrange your next disastrous relationship.”
She inhaled sharply. The sensation of his breath on her neck made her shiver, but she wasn't about to let him know how much she enjoyed their close moments. Instead, she whacked his head. “It's your mother!”
In Kris’s other ear, Edith said, “Oh, tell Jason that I'll have to call him back later. My bridge game starts in ten minutes and I really want to beat Morgie Parker.”
“Okay.” Kris smiled. She loved this woman. In many respects, she maintained a much healthier relationship with Edith than with her own mother. She talked to her constantly, since Edith often called Jay at the office to avoid catching him during a meeting. Plus, Kris didn’t have to deal with the nagging and guilt trips she often got when she checked in with her parents.
Edith continued, “But I will send you that email. You would love the history there. A place like Natchez would be perfect for you to come and visit.”
“I’d really love to, but my boss is kinda a jerk.”
“Hey!” Jay grumbled. “Let me talk to my mom.”
Kris ignored him. “Love you, Mom. Enjoy the game and I'll be looking for that email.”
Jay waved his hand. “Stop stealing my mother.”
“Bye,” Kris chirped before placing the phone on the receiver.
Jay gave her a dirty look and grunted. “I wish you two would stop doing that. I'm beginning to think she wants to put me up for adoption and take you in instead.”
Kris beamed. “Well, she does tell me I would make a lovely Jewish girl.”
He tilted his head and smirked. “You are cheap and have a guilt complex that would make my grandmother jealous.”
She feigned a laugh and glared at him until remembering how embarrassed she felt last night while wandering around the Capital. “I'm still annoyed with you.” She grabbed a yellow folder and handed it to him.
“You were doing your job. I can't help it that you felt silly.”
“You made me a stalker. That’s illegal, mind you. And your mother said she would call you later. She didn't have time for you.”
He frowned. “You take too much pleasure in stealing her away from me.”
“You take too much pleasure in making me do things that are immoral.” She caught a glance of an approaching shadow along the wall, but ignored it. The office was always bustling with activity.
“It wasn't stalking—”
“You had me follow a man around the Hill for three hours in order to report every office he stopped by and every hand he shook. Please tell me how that doesn’t coincide with the legal definition of stalking.”
Jay blinked. “Bite me.”
“Wow, could you save the hot stuff for after hours?” Ted, Senator Brooks’s chief of staff, growled, walking up behind Jay.
Kris noticed Jay blushing while they tried to pass off the exchange with identical eye rolls. Jay nodded to Ted. “What's up?”
“I wanted to go over the senator's remarks for this afternoon.”
As the men retreated into Jay’s office, Kris shouted after them, “Your mother is going to call you after her bridge game.”
“Why does she know more about your mother than you?” Ted asked.
“A question I stopped asking a long time ago.”
****
A few hours later, Jay’s office door flew open in its usual dramatic fashion. Kris immediately expected a ritual venting. Like clockwork, less than three seconds passed before he was at her desk.
“You knew about this, didn't you?” he snarled.
Her eyes went wide for a moment. She really wanted a good quip to begin the exchange, but none was forthcoming. “What?”
“You knew. Probably had a whole conversation about it.”
“Jay, I have many conversations in which I plot against you. Would you care to give me a few more details?” She had to smile at how cute he was when annoyed. The way he furrowed his brows made his forehead wrinkle in the most adorable way. He also had a tendency to fold his arms and stomp his feet like a small child during a temper tantrum.
He pouted. “I was caught so off guard that I couldn't refuse right away. The best I got out was that I'd think about it.”
“Jay?”
“I'm not going to go to Mississippi and call it a vacation.”
Kris giggled with realization. “Natchez is lovely. Your mother sent me pictures of the B&B she has booked for her and her friend. And there were some sites with amazing reviews of visits during Pilgrimage. The history alone would make a good vacation, but the flowers, food and ghost stories sound so fun.”
Jay stared at her. “You did hear the part about vacationing in Mississippi?”
“You should go!” she cried. “Besides the break from work, it would mean the world to your mother to spend some quality time with you.”
“Damn you woman.” He turned and stalked down the hall.
****
Jay was at a loss. He mindlessly poured himself a cup of coffee, and then headed toward his office. How could he argue against Kris’s logic? He loved his mother and knew Kris did as well. While he wanted to please them both, he sure as hell could come up with something better than this. Better than Mississippi. Kris seemingly read his mind. When he passed her desk, she said, “You should really look at the books your mother is sending. They should be here in the morning.”
“Why?” Jay gazed heavenward. “Why Mississippi and why did you give them a chance to collude against me?”
“Once you get done admonishing God, you better head down to Brooks’s office.”
He met her eyes and tried not to get lost in the vibrant blue. It was harder remembering on some days that she was his assistant and not his girlfriend. “Okay,” he said before forcing himself to walk away. By the next morning, Jay felt his routine return to normal. Granted, his life wasn’t normal, but there were certain degrees of chaos he’d learned to live with.
Jay Rosenberg loved his life. He’d been blessed with good genes and an unruly head of thick brown hair that curled if he didn’t keep it extra short. His dimples gave him the ability to disarm friend and foe with as little as a wink and a nod. Though he could have his way with nearly any woman in the district, he was a workaholic, and most women, like his ex-girlfriend, grew distant in the end. While he had developed an obsession with the gym and warding off the chances of dying young like his dad, he couldn’t let go of his stress, which constantly brought him down. Elections and politics fed his soul. And he wasn’t about to change, especially to accommodate a woman.
He spent most of the night devising a plan to evade a potential vacation in Mississippi. Really, his plan was ultimately aimed at keeping him from any vacation at all, but he figured this was a one-step-at-a-time thing. Kris enacted the first stage by ignoring the entire previous day of mother-oriented Natchez conversation. Instead she began the morning by addressing the need to create less congestion during the Cherry Blossom Festival.
After spending the morning on the Hill, negotiating things that didn't make complete sense to him, Jay headed back to the office for lunch and the dreaded conversation with his mother. He only hoped she didn't guilt him to the point he cried—again—about the vase he broke when he was twelve. Jay had made it to his office door before Kris spoke.
“Did you know that Natchez was largely unaffected by the Civil War?”
He hoped he was hallucinating.
She kept talking. “Of course there was some damage and destruction, but considering that the town was located on the Mississippi River between Vicksburg and New Orleans, it was minor.”
Jay turned around to glower at her. “You have got to be kidding me.”
Though he was sure Kris knew full well what he meant, she chose to take it in a way that furthered her enjoyment. Her creamy flawless complexion didn’t show a single hint of crimson guilt as she gave him an innocent smile. “Oh no. Not kidding at all. In fact, while the war caused many to lose their fortunes, such as the case of the owners of Longwood, the only deaths during the war were a seven year old girl and a man who had a heart attack while watching the Battle of Natchez.”
“So, Mom sent you some stuff?”
Kris shook her head. “I just enlightened you with quality information found on Wikipedia.”
“I'm going to work now.” He bit his cheek to keep from smiling back at her.
“You mean you are going to go eat lunch and break your mother's heart when she calls to say she's found the best deal on plane tickets for you to fly down and vacation with her in Natchez.”
“Did you really say there was a thing called Longwood?”
“Are you really going to make a perverted joke about the home Dr. Haller Nutt built for his wife?”
“With a name like Longwood, do I really have to make an actual joke about it?”
Kris scowled. “Your mother should be calling you at any moment. Your sandwich is getting cold.”
The look on her face had his defenses deflating. Since the day Kris walked into his office four years ago with her resume and freshly printed degree in Politics and Government, Jay had been attracted to her. She shared his ambition and drive in making Washington accountable to the electorate as opposed to the lobbyists. Her eyes were a window to her soul, and he’d immediately seen she wasn’t corrupted by agenda like so many others. Having her by his side kept him in check. She was his daily reminder he was fighting the good fight.
He hated the look in her eyes now. He hated when his Krissy was disappointed in him.
He had forgotten to figure that into his plan.
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In her debut novella, author Nikki London is quick to introduce readers to her strong sense of character development, relationships, and her killer intuition when it comes to dialogue. The plot behind SOUTHERN COMFORT might be familiar, but with its characters, humor, quirks, and heart, this is one ride you won’t want to miss.
We start with Kris Meadows, the faithful assistant to career politician Jay Rosenberg. Their rapport is quick and familiar, and with just a few lines, Ms. London establishes a relationship that is cozy but wrought with tension. You can sense the affection between her main characters from the start, be it between Kris’s close relationship with Jay’s mother or Jay’s teasing Kris over her obsession with ghost stories. Jay’s mother, Edith, manages to convince her son to take a vacation, which by itself would be considered a feat. Throw in that their getaway is in Mississippi, and it’s practically a miracle. A last-ditch effort to save face results in Kris finding a plane ticket with her name on it, though she has no idea how she can pretend to be nothing more than Jay’s friend without the familiarity of an office setting.
Ms. London doesn’t play coy with the characters or their relationships. We enter the story very much aware that Kris is in love with Jay and that Jay harbors a crush on her as well. Furthermore, the characters themselves seem to be aware, but mutually tacit due to what it could mean for their working relationship. It’s not as though there are no obstacles: Ms. London establishes Jay as a workaholic playboy, whose selection of arm candy is almost always politically motivated. Yet it is clear from the start that Jay’s love life is less the result of his being a chronic womanizer, and more due to his attraction to sharp women whose ambitions are much like his, not to mention his need to put work first. Without motivation, his close friendship with Kris might never escalate to something more, though he wouldn’t be opposed to it. And Kris, having had a front row seat over the past several years of working with Jay, knows every relationship he enters has an automatic expiration date. That doesn’t stop her from loving him, but it does keep her from pursuing him, or thinking it possible they could ever work.
With a company of additional characters, including a cranky old woman, a pair of horny college coeds, and a bed-n-breakfast owned by what Jay sees as a walking contradiction, SOUTHERN COMFORT will keep you rooting for their characters, grinning at their snappy dialogue, and falling in love with the story’s overall amazing heart.
Excerpt
“So, how are you, Kristen?”
Kris Meadows twisted a strand of long blonde hair around her finger, rolled her eyes, and tilted the phone against her ear. “You wouldn't believe what your son made me do last night.”
A gentle sigh came across the line. “I can only imagine. Jason seemed very determined to get that Foreign Ops bill passed.”
Kris lowered her voice to a whisper. “He made me stalk someone.” Not that she was all that traumatized by the experience, but she liked telling on her boss...especially to his mother.
“What?” Edith Rosenberg snapped.
“Well, he seems determined to find out if Jennings is running for Senate before he leaves Brooks alone.”
“Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure he wasn't raised like that.”
Kris could hear the woman’s disgust. “Edith, the greatest saints in the world couldn’t make him tolerable.”
“Speaking of, where is Jason?”
“He had a meeting in Senator Brooks’s office to gloat about the bill finally being passed. He should be back any moment.”
“I'm going on vacation in the next couple weeks.”
“Oh.” Kris was at a loss of words. Not only was it a complete change of topic, but she couldn't remember the last time she’d had a real vacation; it was well before she embarked on the career of a lifetime as Jason Rosenberg’s personal assistant. While the last four years of employment under one of D.C.’s premiere political strategists and campaign organizers provided plenty of travel, she rarely had a chance to get away and relax. “Where are you going?”
“Natchez, Mississippi.”
“Natchez, Mississippi?”
“Oh, it's lovely,” Edith gushed. “Well, at least the photographs I’ve seen and stories I've been told. My good friend, Olivia, is president of the Glendale Community Garden Club. She makes regular trips to Natchez during their spring pilgrimage.”
“Pilgrimage?”
“It's the height of their tourist season. Lovely. And we're going together this year. I'll send you an email with some information.”
Kris sighed with envy. “It sounds nice. You should enjoy it.”
“What about Jason?”
She looked for a sign of her boss. “Oh, he still isn't back yet. But I did just see Ted so he shouldn't be far behind.”
“No, I meant do you think Jason would like Natchez?”
“Depends on whether there's federal legislation that depends on Natchez Pilgrimage information.”
“For a vacation.”
Kris laughed. The idea of Jason Rosenberg, Washington’s hottest political asset, taking a vacation was as ridiculous as George Washington having crossed the Rubicon rather than the Delaware.
Though knowing today’s educational system, she wouldn’t be surprised if some people actually thought that was the way it happened.
“I know.” Edith apparently interpreted her response. “But he hasn't visited since he started working with Brooks and I’m beginning to worry about his health. All that stress can’t be good for him.” She paused. “I think I'm going to ask him to come to Natchez with me.”
“Good luck,” Kris said earnestly. She doubted Jay’s mother truly knew how much the stress was getting to him. In December, he’d gone to the hospital with chest pains; Kris knew his health was the main reason he’d stuck with Brooks rather than delving into the next big race. “I hope you convince him to go. Besides the obvious fact a vacation for him means free time for me, I really think some time away would be good for him with the election and...everything. Not to mention spending some quality time with you.”
Behind her, the man in question cleared his throat and whispered, “Please don't tell me you're using government time to arrange your next disastrous relationship.”
She inhaled sharply. The sensation of his breath on her neck made her shiver, but she wasn't about to let him know how much she enjoyed their close moments. Instead, she whacked his head. “It's your mother!”
In Kris’s other ear, Edith said, “Oh, tell Jason that I'll have to call him back later. My bridge game starts in ten minutes and I really want to beat Morgie Parker.”
“Okay.” Kris smiled. She loved this woman. In many respects, she maintained a much healthier relationship with Edith than with her own mother. She talked to her constantly, since Edith often called Jay at the office to avoid catching him during a meeting. Plus, Kris didn’t have to deal with the nagging and guilt trips she often got when she checked in with her parents.
Edith continued, “But I will send you that email. You would love the history there. A place like Natchez would be perfect for you to come and visit.”
“I’d really love to, but my boss is kinda a jerk.”
“Hey!” Jay grumbled. “Let me talk to my mom.”
Kris ignored him. “Love you, Mom. Enjoy the game and I'll be looking for that email.”
Jay waved his hand. “Stop stealing my mother.”
“Bye,” Kris chirped before placing the phone on the receiver.
Jay gave her a dirty look and grunted. “I wish you two would stop doing that. I'm beginning to think she wants to put me up for adoption and take you in instead.”
Kris beamed. “Well, she does tell me I would make a lovely Jewish girl.”
He tilted his head and smirked. “You are cheap and have a guilt complex that would make my grandmother jealous.”
She feigned a laugh and glared at him until remembering how embarrassed she felt last night while wandering around the Capital. “I'm still annoyed with you.” She grabbed a yellow folder and handed it to him.
“You were doing your job. I can't help it that you felt silly.”
“You made me a stalker. That’s illegal, mind you. And your mother said she would call you later. She didn't have time for you.”
He frowned. “You take too much pleasure in stealing her away from me.”
“You take too much pleasure in making me do things that are immoral.” She caught a glance of an approaching shadow along the wall, but ignored it. The office was always bustling with activity.
“It wasn't stalking—”
“You had me follow a man around the Hill for three hours in order to report every office he stopped by and every hand he shook. Please tell me how that doesn’t coincide with the legal definition of stalking.”
Jay blinked. “Bite me.”
“Wow, could you save the hot stuff for after hours?” Ted, Senator Brooks’s chief of staff, growled, walking up behind Jay.
Kris noticed Jay blushing while they tried to pass off the exchange with identical eye rolls. Jay nodded to Ted. “What's up?”
“I wanted to go over the senator's remarks for this afternoon.”
As the men retreated into Jay’s office, Kris shouted after them, “Your mother is going to call you after her bridge game.”
“Why does she know more about your mother than you?” Ted asked.
“A question I stopped asking a long time ago.”
“You knew about this, didn't you?” he snarled.
Her eyes went wide for a moment. She really wanted a good quip to begin the exchange, but none was forthcoming. “What?”
“You knew. Probably had a whole conversation about it.”
“Jay, I have many conversations in which I plot against you. Would you care to give me a few more details?” She had to smile at how cute he was when annoyed. The way he furrowed his brows made his forehead wrinkle in the most adorable way. He also had a tendency to fold his arms and stomp his feet like a small child during a temper tantrum.
He pouted. “I was caught so off guard that I couldn't refuse right away. The best I got out was that I'd think about it.”
“Jay?”
“I'm not going to go to Mississippi and call it a vacation.”
Kris giggled with realization. “Natchez is lovely. Your mother sent me pictures of the B&B she has booked for her and her friend. And there were some sites with amazing reviews of visits during Pilgrimage. The history alone would make a good vacation, but the flowers, food and ghost stories sound so fun.”
Jay stared at her. “You did hear the part about vacationing in Mississippi?”
“You should go!” she cried. “Besides the break from work, it would mean the world to your mother to spend some quality time with you.”
“Damn you woman.” He turned and stalked down the hall.
Jay was at a loss. He mindlessly poured himself a cup of coffee, and then headed toward his office. How could he argue against Kris’s logic? He loved his mother and knew Kris did as well. While he wanted to please them both, he sure as hell could come up with something better than this. Better than Mississippi. Kris seemingly read his mind. When he passed her desk, she said, “You should really look at the books your mother is sending. They should be here in the morning.”
“Why?” Jay gazed heavenward. “Why Mississippi and why did you give them a chance to collude against me?”
“Once you get done admonishing God, you better head down to Brooks’s office.”
He met her eyes and tried not to get lost in the vibrant blue. It was harder remembering on some days that she was his assistant and not his girlfriend. “Okay,” he said before forcing himself to walk away. By the next morning, Jay felt his routine return to normal. Granted, his life wasn’t normal, but there were certain degrees of chaos he’d learned to live with.
Jay Rosenberg loved his life. He’d been blessed with good genes and an unruly head of thick brown hair that curled if he didn’t keep it extra short. His dimples gave him the ability to disarm friend and foe with as little as a wink and a nod. Though he could have his way with nearly any woman in the district, he was a workaholic, and most women, like his ex-girlfriend, grew distant in the end. While he had developed an obsession with the gym and warding off the chances of dying young like his dad, he couldn’t let go of his stress, which constantly brought him down. Elections and politics fed his soul. And he wasn’t about to change, especially to accommodate a woman.
He spent most of the night devising a plan to evade a potential vacation in Mississippi. Really, his plan was ultimately aimed at keeping him from any vacation at all, but he figured this was a one-step-at-a-time thing. Kris enacted the first stage by ignoring the entire previous day of mother-oriented Natchez conversation. Instead she began the morning by addressing the need to create less congestion during the Cherry Blossom Festival.
After spending the morning on the Hill, negotiating things that didn't make complete sense to him, Jay headed back to the office for lunch and the dreaded conversation with his mother. He only hoped she didn't guilt him to the point he cried—again—about the vase he broke when he was twelve. Jay had made it to his office door before Kris spoke.
“Did you know that Natchez was largely unaffected by the Civil War?”
He hoped he was hallucinating.
She kept talking. “Of course there was some damage and destruction, but considering that the town was located on the Mississippi River between Vicksburg and New Orleans, it was minor.”
Jay turned around to glower at her. “You have got to be kidding me.”
Though he was sure Kris knew full well what he meant, she chose to take it in a way that furthered her enjoyment. Her creamy flawless complexion didn’t show a single hint of crimson guilt as she gave him an innocent smile. “Oh no. Not kidding at all. In fact, while the war caused many to lose their fortunes, such as the case of the owners of Longwood, the only deaths during the war were a seven year old girl and a man who had a heart attack while watching the Battle of Natchez.”
“So, Mom sent you some stuff?”
Kris shook her head. “I just enlightened you with quality information found on Wikipedia.”
“I'm going to work now.” He bit his cheek to keep from smiling back at her.
“You mean you are going to go eat lunch and break your mother's heart when she calls to say she's found the best deal on plane tickets for you to fly down and vacation with her in Natchez.”
“Did you really say there was a thing called Longwood?”
“Are you really going to make a perverted joke about the home Dr. Haller Nutt built for his wife?”
“With a name like Longwood, do I really have to make an actual joke about it?”
Kris scowled. “Your mother should be calling you at any moment. Your sandwich is getting cold.”
The look on her face had his defenses deflating. Since the day Kris walked into his office four years ago with her resume and freshly printed degree in Politics and Government, Jay had been attracted to her. She shared his ambition and drive in making Washington accountable to the electorate as opposed to the lobbyists. Her eyes were a window to her soul, and he’d immediately seen she wasn’t corrupted by agenda like so many others. Having her by his side kept him in check. She was his daily reminder he was fighting the good fight.
He hated the look in her eyes now. He hated when his Krissy was disappointed in him.
He had forgotten to figure that into his plan.
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Monday, June 4, 2012
On editing
This post also appears on Romancing the Muses
One of the questions I’ve found most repeated among authors is the standard, “What annoys you most as an editor?” I’m sure some editors keep a catalogue of actions, expressions, tropes, words, and so on that make them grit their teeth and fantasize about strangling the author through the computer. I find with most of the manuscripts that land on my desk, the majority of the issues are repeated throughout.
Why? Because authors have their favorite ways of expressing their characters’ actions. One of my editors pointed out that my characters routinely smirk and shrug. And they do. I always see my characters shrugging or smirking or even at times doing both. Therefore, I know to look out for these things when going back through it. But I’m not perfect (though I often boast otherwise), and since it is my work, there’s no way I’m going to catch all of my own boo-boos. So I’ll send my manuscript to two or three crit partners and maybe one casual reader to gage their reactions.
Does this mean the manuscript is perfect when I submit? Heck. No. I don’t even expect the manuscript to be without the occasional typo when it’s officially published. No one is above the typo. Not me, not you, not Stephen King, not the bible, nothing.
But this does bring me to my major pet-peeve as an editor: authors who submit without doing at least one of the following:
1) Rereading their manuscript. After you type “the end,” close the program and let the document sit for 24-48 hours, preferably longer. Go do something to take your mind off it. Have your S.O. take you to dinner to celebrate finishing a project at all. Go for a hike. Read a book. Watch a movie. Buy yourself a present. Just don’t look at the manuscript. After you actively avoid looking at the manuscript for a period of time, read it carefully from start to finish. Do this at least once.
2) Send it to someone who doesn’t think the sun shines out of your ass and have them read it.
A completed manuscript is just the first step. It’s what we call a “rough draft.” Do more than one draft. Make sure you leave nothing dangling, and if you do, you have a good reason. Make sure the characters’ eyes don’t change colors unless they’re supposed to change colors. Make sure that a drink a character was holding in the beginning of the scene didn’t disappear midway through. Read, absorb, and understand each word, identify your weaknesses and ask others for help.
Most importantly: work with your editor. We’re not perfect. You’re not going to write the flawless novel, and your editor isn’t going to necessarily catch every little thing. The editing process is a give-and-take relationship. It’s not an editor’s job to fix something, rather improve. It’s not an editor’s job to rewrite, but help you rewrite. It’s not an editor’s job to make you feel good, but identify as many of your manuscript’s warts before it becomes available to the public. 2) Send it to someone who doesn’t think the sun shines out of your ass and have them read it.
A completed manuscript is just the first step. It’s what we call a “rough draft.” Do more than one draft. Make sure you leave nothing dangling, and if you do, you have a good reason. Make sure the characters’ eyes don’t change colors unless they’re supposed to change colors. Make sure that a drink a character was holding in the beginning of the scene didn’t disappear midway through. Read, absorb, and understand each word, identify your weaknesses and ask others for help.
Most importantly: work with your editor. We’re not perfect. You’re not going to write the flawless novel, and your editor isn’t going to necessarily catch every little thing. The editing process is a give-and-take relationship. It’s not an editor’s job to fix something, rather improve. It’s not an editor’s job to rewrite, but help you rewrite. It’s not an editor’s job to make you feel good, but identify as many of your manuscript’s warts before it becomes available to the public.
Why? Because authors have their favorite ways of expressing their characters’ actions. One of my editors pointed out that my characters routinely smirk and shrug. And they do. I always see my characters shrugging or smirking or even at times doing both. Therefore, I know to look out for these things when going back through it. But I’m not perfect (though I often boast otherwise), and since it is my work, there’s no way I’m going to catch all of my own boo-boos. So I’ll send my manuscript to two or three crit partners and maybe one casual reader to gage their reactions.
Does this mean the manuscript is perfect when I submit? Heck. No. I don’t even expect the manuscript to be without the occasional typo when it’s officially published. No one is above the typo. Not me, not you, not Stephen King, not the bible, nothing.
But this does bring me to my major pet-peeve as an editor: authors who submit without doing at least one of the following:
1) Rereading their manuscript. After you type “the end,” close the program and let the document sit for 24-48 hours, preferably longer. Go do something to take your mind off it. Have your S.O. take you to dinner to celebrate finishing a project at all. Go for a hike. Read a book. Watch a movie. Buy yourself a present. Just don’t look at the manuscript. After you actively avoid looking at the manuscript for a period of time, read it carefully from start to finish. Do this at least once.
2) Send it to someone who doesn’t think the sun shines out of your ass and have them read it.
A completed manuscript is just the first step. It’s what we call a “rough draft.” Do more than one draft. Make sure you leave nothing dangling, and if you do, you have a good reason. Make sure the characters’ eyes don’t change colors unless they’re supposed to change colors. Make sure that a drink a character was holding in the beginning of the scene didn’t disappear midway through. Read, absorb, and understand each word, identify your weaknesses and ask others for help.
Most importantly: work with your editor. We’re not perfect. You’re not going to write the flawless novel, and your editor isn’t going to necessarily catch every little thing. The editing process is a give-and-take relationship. It’s not an editor’s job to fix something, rather improve. It’s not an editor’s job to rewrite, but help you rewrite. It’s not an editor’s job to make you feel good, but identify as many of your manuscript’s warts before it becomes available to the public. 2) Send it to someone who doesn’t think the sun shines out of your ass and have them read it.
A completed manuscript is just the first step. It’s what we call a “rough draft.” Do more than one draft. Make sure you leave nothing dangling, and if you do, you have a good reason. Make sure the characters’ eyes don’t change colors unless they’re supposed to change colors. Make sure that a drink a character was holding in the beginning of the scene didn’t disappear midway through. Read, absorb, and understand each word, identify your weaknesses and ask others for help.
Most importantly: work with your editor. We’re not perfect. You’re not going to write the flawless novel, and your editor isn’t going to necessarily catch every little thing. The editing process is a give-and-take relationship. It’s not an editor’s job to fix something, rather improve. It’s not an editor’s job to rewrite, but help you rewrite. It’s not an editor’s job to make you feel good, but identify as many of your manuscript’s warts before it becomes available to the public.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
When I was in Weight Watchers, I lived by a set of guidelines for survival. People typically don't end up in Weight Watchers unless they're food addicts, and that is definitely the case with me. Yet after years living on the WW program, there are a number of lessons I've learned that I can apply to life in general. One being: if you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
Words to live by.
The latter, and the subject of this post, is not a rhymy catchphrase. It's likewise the one most people have the hardest time doing.
People make plans. Sometimes those plans fail. Rather than beat yourself up over what you did in place of what you should've done, the only productive thing to do is accept you failed, buck up, dust yourself off, forgive yourself, and move on.
Last year I set out to complete three manuscripts. That was my resolution. Finish Know Thine Enemy, start and finish Sinfully Scandalous, and complete the work that became Elevated Exposure. I did a good job, and I even tossed in a short story or two for nothing. A Friend In Need was pounded out in less than a month. I had no idea that would happen, even when I decided to do NaNo for the first time. I exceeded my own expectations, and with a heartful of optimism, I took the accomplishments of 2011 and decided to at least match that in 2012.
It's May. Next month will mark the midway point through the year. That's right. 2012 is almost halfway over. And what have I accomplished that I set out to accomplish?
If you answered a big fat load of nothing, congrats, you guessed correctly.
That's not to say I've coasted. Contrary, I've had a very busy spring. I got married two weeks ago (thus my husband-in-name, as he's been for years, became my husband-in-name-AND-on-paper!) and it was a big shebang. Honestly, I should have expected it as my mother's only daughter. I'm not the girliest girl, though, and I guess I thought I could get all my shit done in a timely manner. I thought with editing (and I've taken on several freelance jobs), and writing when I could, I, the great multi-tasker, could just show up to my wedding and see what happened.
Stop laughing. It’s not nice.
Obviously, that didn’t go as planned. But I did get stuff done. A modest amount of work has been completed. I'm about halfway through Sinners and Saints, Book 3, according to my word count estimate. I have plans for the revamp of Possession and all that, and half a dozen other ideas. But I must admit, when it comes down to what I personally love working on, the Sinners and Saints series is hands down the winner. I love the universe, I love the characters, I love the mythology – I am unabashedly infatuated with my own work, as I think all authors should be. And though modest, the series has gained a handful of fans.
Yet for the first time, I am completely self-aware of myself, the words, and the flow as I write the story. I wrote Sinfully Scandalous on a high mostly, never dreaming it'd actually get published. It was too different, had too many controversial themes, and wouldn't be received well by those who read the first. And yes, I did receive a few quiet comments about the content, but overall, it was received well. But unlike Lost Wages of Sin, I did little to no promotion. I tweeted, posted excerpts, gave away a few copies, and even now I have no idea how well it did, aside from the less-than-encouraging numbers on novelrank.com.
Now, I don't write for money. I write for me. I publish for the cash, sure, but the overall awesome feeling that is having my name on a book that is read and enjoyed by at least more one more person than my best friend and my mother is worth most of the blood, sweat, and tears. Yet with LWoS, something in me changed. I really loved the book, and I loved the thought of starting a series, and I loved the thought of others loving the series. I spared no expense, purchasing bookmarks, paying for multiple print copies, cover art, and so on. I didn't spend a ton, but I don't have tons of expendable income, which made it all the more disheartening when my first check didn't even begin to cover what I'd forked over.
I work a full-time job, a part-time job with editing, and whatever time I have left over is either spent socializing, relaxing, or sleeping. Because as much fun as I find writing, that doesn't take away from the fact that it's work. In some fashion, it's work, and it takes effort. If I spend eight hours a day at work and another three editing, whatever time I have left over is, ideally, spent writing. More realistically, though, I'm cuddled on the sofa with Aaron watching whatever TV show we're catching up on. If I'm in the groove, getting x amount of words committed to paper doesn't take much. If I'm not, I can waste hours trying to force my way inside before giving up and going to bed angry and frustrated with myself.
At the end of the day, though, the thing I enjoy writing the most is a series that I spent more money promoting than I gained in sales. I love writing it, I do, but a writer's head is never quiet. To get into the zone, I have to shut up the crowd of naysayers that takes up the peanut gallery inside my noggin. With Sinfully Scandalous, this took no effort, and I think a part of that was on some level, never expected it to be published.
All this to say, I desperately need to turn this motherfucker around and find the road I was on before I peeled off the exit. I have excuses, and many are legitimate, but what I really need is to quiet the peanut gallery, gather my bearings, and return to basics. Basics might mean writing new stuff for a while – new new stuff. If I’ve learned anything, it is I will come back to those things that are important to me. Know Thine Enemy took almost three years to write, because I wrote the first 15k, hit a wall, and then didn’t come back to finish the rest until I’d pretty much forgotten what I was doing in the first place. I don’t think it’ll take quite that much time to find my way back on track, but until then, I can’t promise to work on Flip Side of Sin. To those who like the series, and chastised me for waiting a year between the first and second book, all I can do is beg your patience and understanding. When I’m not writing, I’m not the best me I can be, and right now I’m not writing. I hate not writing.
It’s time for me to accept I’m likely not going to meet the goal I set out for myself in December 2011, which also means I need to stop beating myself up over what I did in place of what I should've done, accept I’m human, buck up, dust myself off, forgive myself, and move on. Goals, schmoals. This isn’t a race. I’ll get there when I get there.
Until then, I can't push it.
Words to live by.
The latter, and the subject of this post, is not a rhymy catchphrase. It's likewise the one most people have the hardest time doing.
People make plans. Sometimes those plans fail. Rather than beat yourself up over what you did in place of what you should've done, the only productive thing to do is accept you failed, buck up, dust yourself off, forgive yourself, and move on.
Last year I set out to complete three manuscripts. That was my resolution. Finish Know Thine Enemy, start and finish Sinfully Scandalous, and complete the work that became Elevated Exposure. I did a good job, and I even tossed in a short story or two for nothing. A Friend In Need was pounded out in less than a month. I had no idea that would happen, even when I decided to do NaNo for the first time. I exceeded my own expectations, and with a heartful of optimism, I took the accomplishments of 2011 and decided to at least match that in 2012.
It's May. Next month will mark the midway point through the year. That's right. 2012 is almost halfway over. And what have I accomplished that I set out to accomplish?
If you answered a big fat load of nothing, congrats, you guessed correctly.
That's not to say I've coasted. Contrary, I've had a very busy spring. I got married two weeks ago (thus my husband-in-name, as he's been for years, became my husband-in-name-AND-on-paper!) and it was a big shebang. Honestly, I should have expected it as my mother's only daughter. I'm not the girliest girl, though, and I guess I thought I could get all my shit done in a timely manner. I thought with editing (and I've taken on several freelance jobs), and writing when I could, I, the great multi-tasker, could just show up to my wedding and see what happened.
Stop laughing. It’s not nice.
Obviously, that didn’t go as planned. But I did get stuff done. A modest amount of work has been completed. I'm about halfway through Sinners and Saints, Book 3, according to my word count estimate. I have plans for the revamp of Possession and all that, and half a dozen other ideas. But I must admit, when it comes down to what I personally love working on, the Sinners and Saints series is hands down the winner. I love the universe, I love the characters, I love the mythology – I am unabashedly infatuated with my own work, as I think all authors should be. And though modest, the series has gained a handful of fans.
Yet for the first time, I am completely self-aware of myself, the words, and the flow as I write the story. I wrote Sinfully Scandalous on a high mostly, never dreaming it'd actually get published. It was too different, had too many controversial themes, and wouldn't be received well by those who read the first. And yes, I did receive a few quiet comments about the content, but overall, it was received well. But unlike Lost Wages of Sin, I did little to no promotion. I tweeted, posted excerpts, gave away a few copies, and even now I have no idea how well it did, aside from the less-than-encouraging numbers on novelrank.com.
Now, I don't write for money. I write for me. I publish for the cash, sure, but the overall awesome feeling that is having my name on a book that is read and enjoyed by at least more one more person than my best friend and my mother is worth most of the blood, sweat, and tears. Yet with LWoS, something in me changed. I really loved the book, and I loved the thought of starting a series, and I loved the thought of others loving the series. I spared no expense, purchasing bookmarks, paying for multiple print copies, cover art, and so on. I didn't spend a ton, but I don't have tons of expendable income, which made it all the more disheartening when my first check didn't even begin to cover what I'd forked over.
I work a full-time job, a part-time job with editing, and whatever time I have left over is either spent socializing, relaxing, or sleeping. Because as much fun as I find writing, that doesn't take away from the fact that it's work. In some fashion, it's work, and it takes effort. If I spend eight hours a day at work and another three editing, whatever time I have left over is, ideally, spent writing. More realistically, though, I'm cuddled on the sofa with Aaron watching whatever TV show we're catching up on. If I'm in the groove, getting x amount of words committed to paper doesn't take much. If I'm not, I can waste hours trying to force my way inside before giving up and going to bed angry and frustrated with myself.
At the end of the day, though, the thing I enjoy writing the most is a series that I spent more money promoting than I gained in sales. I love writing it, I do, but a writer's head is never quiet. To get into the zone, I have to shut up the crowd of naysayers that takes up the peanut gallery inside my noggin. With Sinfully Scandalous, this took no effort, and I think a part of that was on some level, never expected it to be published.
All this to say, I desperately need to turn this motherfucker around and find the road I was on before I peeled off the exit. I have excuses, and many are legitimate, but what I really need is to quiet the peanut gallery, gather my bearings, and return to basics. Basics might mean writing new stuff for a while – new new stuff. If I’ve learned anything, it is I will come back to those things that are important to me. Know Thine Enemy took almost three years to write, because I wrote the first 15k, hit a wall, and then didn’t come back to finish the rest until I’d pretty much forgotten what I was doing in the first place. I don’t think it’ll take quite that much time to find my way back on track, but until then, I can’t promise to work on Flip Side of Sin. To those who like the series, and chastised me for waiting a year between the first and second book, all I can do is beg your patience and understanding. When I’m not writing, I’m not the best me I can be, and right now I’m not writing. I hate not writing.
It’s time for me to accept I’m likely not going to meet the goal I set out for myself in December 2011, which also means I need to stop beating myself up over what I did in place of what I should've done, accept I’m human, buck up, dust myself off, forgive myself, and move on. Goals, schmoals. This isn’t a race. I’ll get there when I get there.
Until then, I can't push it.
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Just a quick question...
Do people read blurbs anymore? Recently, I've seen several reviews for books that complain about things that were clearly advertised in the work.
Blurbs aren't easy to write, people. They're pretty awful, actually. Summarizing every nuance of a book, choosing between what plot points to mention and what to keep, and then writing a couple paragraphs in a way that both showcases your skill yet also ensnares readers. The market is saturated with a thousand other stories like the one you're selling, and you're expected to make yours stand out. Think that's hard? Every other author is doing the same thing.
Yeah. I hate blurbs. Most of my author buds do, too. So it's somewhat disconcerting when readers don't even bother glossing them over. Don't like menage? How about not buying a menage book. Not a fan of shifters? Maybe pay attention when the author starts discussing wolf packs. Skeeved by taboo subjects? Steer the fuck away.
These things are there for a reason, people. Are you allowed to not like a book because of a kink or theme? Of course. You're allowed to not like a book for any reason you see fit. But there's a reason I'm not rushing out to buy Fifty Shades. I have some idea what it's about, and I'm not interested.
I actually saw a review for an Ellora's Cave book complaining about the sex. As in, it was too descriptive. In an Ellora's Cave book.
If you're going to spend money on a book, you owe it to yourself to read up on what you're buying.
Blurbs aren't easy to write, people. They're pretty awful, actually. Summarizing every nuance of a book, choosing between what plot points to mention and what to keep, and then writing a couple paragraphs in a way that both showcases your skill yet also ensnares readers. The market is saturated with a thousand other stories like the one you're selling, and you're expected to make yours stand out. Think that's hard? Every other author is doing the same thing.
Yeah. I hate blurbs. Most of my author buds do, too. So it's somewhat disconcerting when readers don't even bother glossing them over. Don't like menage? How about not buying a menage book. Not a fan of shifters? Maybe pay attention when the author starts discussing wolf packs. Skeeved by taboo subjects? Steer the fuck away.
These things are there for a reason, people. Are you allowed to not like a book because of a kink or theme? Of course. You're allowed to not like a book for any reason you see fit. But there's a reason I'm not rushing out to buy Fifty Shades. I have some idea what it's about, and I'm not interested.
I actually saw a review for an Ellora's Cave book complaining about the sex. As in, it was too descriptive. In an Ellora's Cave book.
If you're going to spend money on a book, you owe it to yourself to read up on what you're buying.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Elevated Exposure, new from Ellora's Cave. Available today!
Swinging by really fast to announce the release of Elevated Exposure, my debut novella with Ellora's Cave! There's unrequited attraction, deceit, a sex tape, and two people hopelessly drawn to one another stuck in an elevator.
Also, if you drop by Kacey Hammell's, she's running a special giveaway.
I have a very busy weekend ahead, but I had to share my squeeing over the release. It's the first contemporary publication I've had in a long time. Hope I didn't lose my touch.
Also, if you drop by Kacey Hammell's, she's running a special giveaway.
I have a very busy weekend ahead, but I had to share my squeeing over the release. It's the first contemporary publication I've had in a long time. Hope I didn't lose my touch.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
A Friend In Need - Chapter 1
Chapter One
Clarice St. Clair was not having a good day.
Then again, Clarice's birthdays were notoriously hexed. Over the past few years, especially, it had become a running gag throughout her family--a source of much amusement for her perfect younger sister, Sophia, and Sophia's equally perfect husband-to-be. No matter what occurred, Clarice remained the black sheep of the family. The constant punch line. Whenever something went well for Sophia, something horrific inevitably happened to Clarice.
Honestly, there were times Clarice wondered if she and Sophia had separate fathers ... or parents altogether. Sophia was tall, leggy, and had a river of sparkling, wavy blonde hair that could likely get a job of its own as a sales-rep for Pantene Pro-V. On the other hand, Clarice was short, flat-chested, narrow through the hips and waist--(“Men like a woman with birthing hips,” tsked Mother. “Oh, Claire-Claire, how will you ever get a man with those legs?”)--and had, in Mother's words, plain, bland, and downright ugly mud-colored hair. She also wore what her family called “Harry Potter glasses,” and somehow she didn't think they were so-named because of how prettily they framed her face.
Likewise, whenever Sophia had an event or threw a party, it was a smashing success.
For Clarice, even mundane triumphs, like surviving another year unscathed, didn't come without expense. And this birthday was no different. Right out of the gate, Clarice knew fortune wouldn't be on her side. Between fielding complaints from three university students with overdue books and lengthy excuses--the wildest of which involving larceny and the Russian mafia--a shopping trip with her mother she'd already postponed seven times, and her sister's upcoming nuptials (for which Clarice received daily “Save the Date!” reminders), the universe seemed permanently set against her. Throw in a morning stop from Professor Weston Ryans--during which he caught her with her pantyhose around her ankles--and the safer bet seemed burrowing herself in her apartment and sleeping until her birthday was over.
Not likely. Her mother had other ideas. And they involved dragging Clarice to all her least-favorite shops, talking about her least-favorite topics, and had currently landed her in her least-favorite café.
The woman didn't notice her daughter's discomfort, of course.
“This is a big birthday for you,” Mother insisted over a toasted bagel. “Do you feel any different?”
Clarice worried her brow. Her mother was, on her best days, only neurotic and mildly insulting. Today she was downright weird. “You know you ask me this every year, right?”
“Well, it seems especially important this year.”
“Why in the world would it seem especially important this year?”
Mother fidgeted and gingerly applied a napkin to her mouth. “No reason.”
In momspeak, that meant, “Big damn reason, but I'll let you figure out why.” Which was just fine with Clarice. Honestly, she failed to see the hype.
“Clarice, what have I told you about slouching?”
Instinct kicked in and she immediately straightened her spine. “Girls who slouch will marry a grouch.” It held less appeal than Mother's favorite saying, the more popular adage concerning the lack of passes boys made at speckled females.
“And you don't want to end up like your Great Aunt Betsy.”
“I don't think slouching is what landed her in an asylum, Mother.”
“Yes, well, I suppose we'll never know, will we?” Mother took a dainty sip of her sweet tea and batted her eyelashes. “So tell me, any romantic prospects on the horizon?”
This was precisely the reason Clarice went to great lengths to avoid these visits. The outing inevitably concluded on her lack of a love life, what she was doing to drive men away, and how she could avoid becoming an old maid if she just took some of dear Mother's advice. Said advice was, after all, how Miss Perfect Sophia had found Prince Charming (whose name was Vaughn Derfil, which no one aside from Clarice found amusing). When it came to men, work, and life in general, everything was a game of Mother Knows Best, and Mother was always there to say “I told you so” whenever things didn't go as planned.
Clarice had avoided business school in pursuit of an English degree, and now worked at her alma mater's library with no advancement in sight ( “I told you so” ).
Clarice hadn't signed up for that matchmaking service her childhood neighbor, Mr. Jefferies, had established for local lonely singles, and as a direct result hadn't had a date in six months ( “I told you so” ).
Clarice hadn't worn the blouse Aunt Marie had sent her for Christmas, therefore missing the chance to talk with that charming young salesclerk from the department store regarding the difference between red and fuchsia (“I told you so” ). Honestly, with as much as Mother enjoyed being right, Clarice dreaded the day when things didn't go as she predicted.
“No, Mother,” she said at last. It seemed infinitely wiser to get these things out in the open now rather than drag them out.
“Well.” Mother huffed in her self-important way. “Is there any wonder? Honestly, Claire-Claire, with the way you dress and the awful way you do your hair, what man is going to take notice of you?”
Clarice rolled her eyes. “I don't know how many times we have to have this conversation--”
“Neither do I, to be quite frank.”
“I am not interested in attracting men.” That wasn't entirely true; Weston Ryans was one tall drink of whisky she wouldn't mind sampling. But Weston hardly fit the bill of realistic romantic ambitions, or even better, the sort of man Mother would approve of. And if she were honest with herself, Clarice wasn't sure if her attraction wasn't amplified by the latter admission.
“Well, you're certainly not interested in attracting women, are you?”
A smirk tickled her mouth. “Not for lack of trying.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means whatever shuts you up.”
“That is no way to speak to your mother.”
“It's a pity there aren't more rules about how to speak to children.” Clarice sighed and reached behind her head to tighten her ponytail. “Somehow I don't think you go fifteen rounds on what Sophia's doing wrong in her life.”
Mother's nostrils flared the way they always did when Princess Sophia was referenced in any way that might hint upon anything less than praise. “Your sister--”
“Is marrying Mr. Wonderful, I know.” Literally. Vaughn Derfil. Mr. Von Der Ful. Seriously, how did no one else hear that?
“Your sister,” Mother continued, “has time that you do not.”
“My biological clock is only wound three years ahead of hers. Somehow if I haven't been proposed to by the end of the year, I think I'll survive.”
Mother looked stricken at that, and then did something not even Clarice could have anticipated.
She burst into tears.
While some moms were prone to natural theatrics--and Francis St. Clair was no exception--there were displays too personal, too unseemly, to resort to while in the company of others. Though Mother certainly didn't consider herself above snide remarks, passive-aggressive observations, and long looks that no one needed translated, screaming and crying were on her big list of public no-nos. And to that point, Clarice wasn't sure if she'd ever seen Mother shed a tear, even when the woman's beloved baby brother, Maurice, collapsed dead of a heart attack at age thirty-eight.
Thus to be in a café--a café Mother frequented enough to have “a usual”--and watch the woman collapse into a mess of loud, guffawing sobs, was at once extraordinarily alarming and morbidly hilarious. Thankfully, the warring reactions cancelled each other out, leaving Clarice with nothing to do but stare in stunned silence.
“Oh, Clarice,” Mother finally sputtered, blowing her nose loudly into her napkin.
“Can you ever forgive me?”
“Ummm ... sure.” It seemed a no-brainer. The novelty phase had begun wearing off, leaving her with the awareness that everyone in the proximity suddenly found them interesting. Bizarre or not, once-in-a-lifetime experience or not, Clarice preferred not to be a spectacle for the entire café.
“No,” Mother insisted noisily. Fat tears squeezed out of her eyelids and skated down her cheeks. “You can't.”
“I can't?”
“I don't see how you could.”
Clarice leaned forward, bracing her palms on the table. “Are you okay? Do I need to ... call Dr. Nelson?”
The blubbering escalated tenfold. “Such compassion! I don't deserve you.”
“Well, I've always thought so--”
“Dear, you have to listen to me.”
I think the whole state is listening to you. Clarice managed to bite back the words, aiming a glare at the gawking, not-at-all-subtle looks the roomful of patrons cast their way. “What's the matter?” she spat. “Haven't you ever seen a nervous breakdown before?”
A few gazes broke away, chased by guilty blushes. The rest unapologetically stared on.
Somehow, the entire exchange completely escaped Mother. “Dear,” she said, reaching across the table. Clarice managed to evade the hand still clutching the mucous-filled napkin. “Twenty-five years, nine months ago, your father and I--”
“I so don't need to hear this.”
“We couldn't conceive children.”
“Yes, I know. I know I was your little miracle.” Clarice heard this story every year on her birthday ... only it typically came sans the blubbering and snot bubbles. “Both because I was born, and because I was the only recorded virginal birth since Christ.”
Mother looked at her askance, the sniveling coming to a halt. “Oh, dear, no. I was no virgin. Your father used to--”
Clarice dropped her mother's hand and immediately closed her ears. “I--really--don't--want--to--know--this!”
Mother kept talking, which was customary. She didn't look as upset anymore, either. Perhaps the number twenty-five simply had her feeling more nostalgic than usual. It didn't make sense, but not much of what Mother did made any sort of sense to Clarice. A point emphasized the next moment, when at last Clarice felt it was safe to drop her hands.
“--so your father and I made a deal with a demon.”
Clarice blinked at her. At some point, the bustling around the café had resumed, the customers apparently no longer finding their conversation interesting. She was left staring at Mother, who did not elaborate, rather stared right back.
“What?”
Mother sighed and shook her head, at once a visage of her normal self. How someone could go from sobbing and rending their garments to perfectly composed and somewhat condescending was an art of its own, and Francis St. Clair was a master.
“Honestly, Claire-Claire, why do I feel like you never listen to me?”
“A demon? A...” She frowned. Mother never really had enjoyed what normal people called a sense of humor. “I don't get it.”
“Don't get what, dear?”
“The joke.”
“What joke?”
Clarice scowled. “The joke you just told me!”
Mother looked offended. “This is no joke, Clarice! Why on earth would I joke about such things?”
“This is exactly what I'm trying to figure out.”
“I am perfectly serious. Your father and I desperately wanted children, and we went to the local occultist when the traditional methods didn't pan out.” Her tone was so damn conversational, she almost sounded bored. “He gave us a book of spells and incantations, and after we decided upon the right demon to approach, we had a deal in place.”
Clarice's jaw couldn't seem to decide between the floor or locked tight. “Okay, now I really don't get it.”
“The demon's name was Asmodeus.”
A twinge of something not related to shock or confusion itched through Clarice's body. She knew that name. Weston had mentioned it half a dozen times in his last open-campus lecture, raving on about the demons who represented the cardinal sins. Asmodeus, if memory served, was supposed to be lust.
This meant two things: either Mother had researched her demons before pulling this elaborate prank, or she actually believed the words she spoke. Mother would sooner pluck out her eyeballs for an afternoon snack than research hell demons ... which made either possibility quite terrifying.
“Mother,” Clarice said slowly. “Why are you looking up demon names?”
Mother shot her a scandalized look. “I am doing nothing of the sort! I haven't touched a ... a ... demon book since before you were born!”
She sat back, her hands coming up. “Don't get all pissy with me; you're the one who brought up the D-word.”
“Language!”
“Would you please just tell me what the hell you're talking about so we can get back to our regularly scheduled episode of What's Wrong with My Daughter?”
“I will not sit here and let my own daughter blaspheme in front of me!”
“And yet in this twisted reality, consorting with demons is fair game.” Clarice shook her head and rested her elbows on the table. “Are you going to elaborate or do we get to play a round of twenty questions?”
Mother stared at her a long moment before her lip began quivering. “Oh, Claire-Claire...”
“Don't you freak out on me again.”
Surprisingly, the woman didn't leap to the defensive. She instead straightened her shoulders, stole a last sip of sweet tea, then bowed her head as though facing the gallows. “I mean what I said. Your father and I brokered a deal with a demon so we could conceive.”
The pesky niggling of fear began creeping up Clarice's spine again. This simply wasn't the tone one associated with jokes, even bad ones. While Mother might be famously bad at pulling someone's leg, she typically wore a goofy grin and jabbed her elbow to emphasize the ludicrous aspects of her story. She wasn't one to sit stone-faced and dance between a mixture of remorse and grief.
At this rate, it seemed best to go along with the joke and hope the punch line followed quickly. “Okay,” Clarice said slowly. “You ... brokered with a demon?”
“Yes.”
“And what exactly did you broker?”
Mother wet her lips and fidgeted. “That's just it, dear,” she said. “You were the bargaining chip.”
Clarice blinked dumbly. “I was.”
“Yes.”
“Before I was born...”
“The terms of the agreement were as follows.” Mother cleared her throat. “The firstborn child shall be raised five and twenty years until such a time when she is physically and mentally capable of ... submitting to Lord Asmodeus.”
Clarice's jaw again wrestled with gravity. Mother never referred to anyone aside from the baby Jesus as “Lord.” Never. There were no “lords of the house,” no one ever “lorded anything” over anyone else, and as far as she was concerned, William Golding had never written a book dealing with lords or flies. Mother wasn't a specific type of religious; she just was religious as surely as she was female, and she took her bible seriously.
“Lord Asmodeus?” Clarice echoed. “Mother, are you sure we don't need to call Dr. Nelson?”
Mother drew herself up. “Of course, dear, I am perfectly fine.”
“Yes, it is perfectly fine to discuss demons.”
“Don't take that tone with me.”
Clarice moaned and let her face fall into her waiting hands. Whatever in the world Francis St. Clair had up her sleeve was anyone's guess, but she supposed wading through the waters toward whatever endgame was her only option. After all, none of her conversations with Mother could ever be classified as normal, therefore splitting hairs now, while the instinctive thing to do, would only worsen her headache in the long run. “Okay,” she said. “You made a deal with ... Lord Asmodeus.”
Mother gave a tight nod. “Yes.”
“To submit me when I turn...”
“Twenty-five.” She paused, then leaned inward, a conspiratorial glint in her eye.
“That's this birthday, dear.”
“Yes,” Clarice deadpanned. “I do know how old I am.”
Mother quirked her head. “I don't understand.”
“Believe me, neither do I.”
“Apparently you haven't grasped the severity of this situation.”
“No, I haven't grasped the severity of your stroke. Does your face feel numb?”
Mother waved a hand and ignored her. “If memory serves,” she said, “a demon will visit you at precisely 7:19 this evening to discuss the next step.”
“The step of submitting me to this Lord Asmodeus guy.”
Another nod. “That's correct.”
“And what exactly does this submission shiiiii--stuff entail?”
“Lord Asmodeus is the ward over the Sin of Lust.” The way Mother spoke, one could hear the proper nouns. “He is a filthy, filthy creature ... but it was the only way to have you.”
“To have me. And give me up.” Even in her parents' delusions, Clarice was an unwanted child. She supposed it was all right so long as Princess Sophia remained virginally intact.
The other woman shook her head. “We didn't have a choice. We didn't--”
“All right.” Clarice heaved a breath and pushed her chair away from the table, doing her best not to wince at the loud whine it drew across the floor. “I think it's time to go.”
“Claire-Claire--”
“Don't you want to go and watch me try on clothes you hate? Won't that make you feel better?”
“Lord Asmodeus is going to claim you as his bride.”
“I'm sure he is.”
“I am perfectly serious!”
“Yeah,” Clarice agreed slowly. “At least I'll have a date to Sophia's wedding. And you won't have to worry about me dying an old maid.”
This prospect did not lighten Mother's suddenly grim mood. Instead, she frowned, but moved to follow Clarice out the café door. “I don't know if Lord Asmodeus will permit you to attend your sister's wedding.”
An excited, wicked little rush hurried through her body. “Oh, even better. I'll have a good excuse to ditch.”
“Clarice St. Clair, what a horrid thing to say!”
Her inner cashiers began calculating what this outing would cost her in guilt and therapy; thus far, she was well under budget. Therefore, Clarice felt no remorse in responding with a clipped, “No more horrid than selling me to a demon.”
Even if the notion was ridiculous, she figured the phrase “it's the thought that counts” ran both ways.
“This was before we knew you, dear.”
“At least it wasn't Sophia.”
Clarice didn't know whether to be glad when there was no rejoinder, or offended at the implication that Mother agreed with her.
In the end, she decided silence was better.
Find out what happens to Clarice, and what her former professor, Weston Ryans, might already know, on April 30. A Friend in Need, coming soon from Liquid Silver Books.
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Not one, but two coming soons! Elevated Exposure & A Friend In Need
Can I just say…this month is crazy, awesome, terrifying, and did I mention awesome?
I learned my debut release with Ellora’s Cave, an erotic contemporary entitled Elevated Exposure, will be available on Friday, April 27. Three days later, A Friend In Need, an erotic paranormal, releases from Liquid Silver. And though A Friend In Need is paranormal in nature, both main characters come from the human world and are more or less dealing with understanding aspects of the paranormal, so that’s something slightly different as well.
This also coincides with a rather large event in my personal life that will pretty much dominate my time from April 25-May 7, so I’m going to be GONE (and having fun!) while two of my babies are thrown into the world.
So, this whole April thing. Kinda crazy. Kinda big. I’m nervous and bouncing all over the place.
Below are covers, blurbs, and excerpts for Elevated Exposure and A Friend In Need.
Blurb
Lennon Bishop’s harmless crush on his hot secretary, Kenzie Drake, morphs into an overwhelming obsession when it arrives. A tape delivered anonymously. He has no idea what to expect when he plays it, but it certainly isn’t a naked Kenzie bringing herself to orgasm. Soon his obsession becomes too much to handle and he has no choice but to quietly remove her from his staff.
But then he comes home one evening to a burglarized apartment, and when he catches the culprit in the elevator, his shock at discovering it’s Kenzie is quickly overshadowed by his anger. She’s stolen a confidential file that he needs for his first high-profile case—but that’s not all she took.
The power goes out and the elevator breaks down, trapping them inside. Which gives Lennon plenty of time to explain to his former secretary why she found her own personal sex tape in his VCR. And maybe, finally, give into temptation.
Excerpt
There were any number of things Lennon Bishop expected to have waiting for him at home. An answering machine full of messages he’d ignore until tomorrow, a sadly barren refrigerator, and a stack full of paperwork sat at the top of his list.
His front door busted open, however, hadn’t even warranted honorable mention.
Lennon blinked. It was one of those funny instances that seemed unreal, as though the longer he stared, the more inclined the door would be to close and go back to normal. So he stared. He stared until the reality of the moment caught up with him and forced his brain to kick-start.
“Shit,” he muttered, pushing through the door. The apartment looked normal enough. There was the couch in front of his forty-two-inch flatscreen baby, the coffee table he’d had since college and refused to part with, the bookshelf filled with his favorite authors, and a few law books in case anyone decided he didn’t look old enough for his degree. The large glass door that led to the veranda looked shut and his file cabinet—
“Shit.”
The file cabinet gaped open. It stood innocuously beside his DVD shelf—safely out of sight but always handy in case he needed to take work home with him. The first drawer was really more a collection of important notes on retired cases. He took home court notes and a few photocopies, but nothing too incriminating. The second drawer was reserved and completely dedicated to Theodore Buckingham.
And it was open.
“Shit.”
Lennon couldn’t really say what overcame him the next second. Most rational people instinctively searched for other stolen valuables or at least double-checked to make sure the thief was off premises and phoned the police. Lennon, however, hardly felt rational, and quickly tore back down the hallway toward the elevators, reaching the area just in time to see a foot disappear inside the open lift.
His mind fought and found something familiar—a memory he would have otherwise tossed aside. Yes, yes, there had been someone else in the hallway. A hoodie-wearing punk had bumped into him just seconds before Lennon discovered his front door ajar. Perhaps the kid had seen something.
Or, more likely…
“Hey!” Lennon yelled, racing toward the closing doors. “You there!”
The kid looked up, nothing visible under the hood save for his eyes, which went wide as saucers. Upon locking gazes with Lennon, he began pounding on the elevator panel.
At the kid’s side, tucked under his arm, was the Buckingham file.
Tomorrow’s headline: Prestigious Doran and Gage Lawyer Charged With Assault.
“Not so fast, asshole,” Lennon grunted, forcing his body between the closing doors. He half-expected the pint-sized terror to knee his gut or try to push past him, but instead the kid backed up, flattening against the wall and trembling with what had to be the purest panic he’d ever seen.
At that, Lennon’s anger waned. Criminals typically didn’t shake that hard.
“Hey,” he said, his hands coming up. The elevator door closed behind him. “It’s all right. I won’t hurt you. I just need that file back.”
The kid’s head wagged fast. No.
Lennon took a cautious step forward. The elevator glided effortlessly toward the bottom floor. “It’s all right,” he said again. “Really.”
The words seemed ridiculous, but what else could he say? The kid had likely been picked up by someone on the plaintiff’s payroll. Quick cash in exchange for petty larceny.
“I won’t press charges.”
At that, the kid’s shoulders dropped and a surprisingly feminine sigh tickled the air. Lennon paused, frowning. He knew that sigh.
“Of course you won’t.” She reached to pull the hood away, but hesitated at the last second. It wasn’t needed then, but strangely he had to see her face in order to believe it. It couldn’t be…
“Kenzie?”
The second her name escaped his lips, he knew the thought was absurd. Wishful thinking, a guilty conscience, or all the above. His former receptionist wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near the scene of a crime unless she was the one victimized.
Kenzie Drake. Though he hadn’t seen her since she’d been shuffled to a different department, she’d never been far from his thoughts. Sweet, funny, and damn talented Kenzie Drake. She was the one receptionist at Doran and Gage to break the mold, the one receptionist who refused to kowtow to convention. Rather than don black suit-jackets and white blouses, she’d stroll to her desk in a gray pencil-lined skirt and a soft pink sweater. Rather than kill her feet in six-inch heels, she wore sensible flats and rarely bothered with pantyhose. Rather than mount her hair into a bun or some other design, she wore her soft, dark curls at her shoulders. Her makeup was always fresh and natural, and every morning she’d greeted him with a smile and a cheese Danish. Lennon had nearly tripped over himself the first time he’d caught a glance of her, and the following months hadn’t been any more gracious.
But Kenzie didn’t work for him anymore. Hadn’t for two weeks. Lennon had asked his boss, Howard Martin, to recycle her to one of the other lawyers. He couldn’t focus on work. Not with her around. Not after the tape.
The tape.
Blurb
As far as birthdays go, university librarian Clarice St. Clair hasn’t had a string of successful celebrations, and her twenty-fifth doesn’t look to be any different. It’s not enough that the sexy subject of her schoolgirl crush walked in on her with her pantyhose around her ankles, but now her mother has dropped possibly the largest bomb in the history of large metaphoric bombs.
Happy birthday. You’re about to become a succubus.
Professor Weston Ryans has known Clarice since her days as one of his students. Though now they are nothing more than friendly colleagues, he clearly recalls her enthusiasm, her wit, and the litany of sinful things he wanted to do with her after hours. After catching her with her nylons around her ankles, he decides to smooth things over, but ends up hearing his favorite former student is the bargaining piece in a demon contract. And Weston knows something about demon contracts—he lost his father to one.
Suddenly everything is thrown into question. Clarice is about to change, but she doesn’t believe it. Weston is determined to help, but he doesn’t know how, and the clock is ticking. Yet when the transformation starts, Clarice finds herself hungry for one thing…and Weston is happy to cater to her needs.
Excerpt
“Well ... I dunno, but that’s kinda what I tell myself.” A long breath rolled through Weston’s lips. “And your soul is not being ripped away. You’re becoming something else.”
“A succubus.”
“That’s right.”
“A being that likes sex.”
“Feeds off sex,” he clarified. “You’ll need it to survive.”
“Yeah, yeah. Do I at least get to like it?”
“I’d hope so.”
Clarice crossed her arms and sat back. “She said it’s supposed to start soon, you know. The transformation. Didn’t you just say a succubus drains the life outta anyone they ... you know.” She gestured crudely. “Fuck?”
“Depends on the succubus,” Weston said, pointing at the open page before him. “Human hybrids operate like vampires, though, so ... yes. You’ll pretty much sap whoever you ... umm, fuck.”
Clarice wet her lips. It likely wasn’t the best time to mention that talking about sex, even in casual reference, had done things to her libido it ought not. She wasn’t twelve years old and she had enough sensibility about sex not to become a panty-throwing, swooning teenage type at the mere mention. Yet the second the word dropped off Weston’s tongue, something in her gut stirred, and a small shock tickled her clit.
Oh, not good.
“The life?” she whispered, wiggling in her seat. “I don’t wanna be responsible for ... you know, draining life. And Pixley said it was going to start almost immediately.”
“The transformation.”
“Yes.”
Weston met her eyes again, and a spark of heat singed through her body. Clarice squirmed once more, doing her best to ignore the sudden warmth in her skin and the moisture pooling between her legs. Whatever it was, it couldn’t be good.
The power of suggestion was not to be underestimated. No way just talking about sex could make her...
Another rush of heat crashed and she had her answer. Her skin burned and she felt positively drenched between her thighs. Hot, aching, and in desperate need of contact. At once all her senses kicked in, and her nostrils flooded with the scent of woods and leather, of aftershave and ... Weston.
“Damn.”
“It’s not as bad as all that,” Weston said.
“I kill who I fuck. Define not bad?”
“Who said kill? I never said kill.”
“You said sap. What does that mean if not kill?”
“Sap? Pretty much means sap.”
“Like the stuff in trees?”
Weston growled, and the sound did little more than make her insides tingle. “No,” he barked. “I mean you’ll ... it’s like a battery. Say we were to—”
“Fuck?” she coughed.
“Have sex,” he clarified, as though the terminology mattered.
Her body was primed and ready to jump across the table, tear his pants down his legs, impale itself on his hard cock, and ride him like a bronco.
Clarice coughed, shoving the seat back and springing to her feet. “No,” she said. “No, no, no, no.”
Weston stood, as well. “Well, I’m not suggesting we have sex. I’m just saying if we did, you wouldn’t kill me. Not in this state. I’d just be a little useless for a while.”
A warm, naked, Weston stretched across her mattress. Clarice’s knees about buckled, her hands shaking and the heat between her legs almost too much to bear the strain of walking. “My God...”
“What?”
“I think you should leave.”
“What? Why?”
“Because I don’t know how much of this I can take.”
“How much of what you can take?”
“I pretty much want all of it.”
Weston blinked. “All of what?”
“What I can take.”
“I have no idea what you’re saying right now.”
Another wave washed over her. Clarice lost her footing and went sailing to the floor, her back crashing against the wall. “Shit!”
“Shit,” Weston echoed, tripping over his feet to help her up.
If he touched her, it was all over. Clarice held up a hand. “You stay there.”
“Where?”
“Back. Just over there. And don’t talk about sex.”
“Don’t...” It took a moment, but understanding finally dawned in Weston’s eyes. Understanding followed by something she could only identify as masculine pride. “Why, Ms. St. Clair...”
God, the things the man did with his voice. Was he trying to get her...
Clarice’s eyes narrowed. “Just stop.”
“Stop what?”
“Talking. Standing close. Being alive in my apartment. Go be alive somewhere else.”
Weston shrugged. “Seems you don’t have much of a choice if you wanna survive the next two days. You need sex. So take it from me.”
Something itched the back of her throat. She flexed her fingers and worked her neck from side to side. “You don’t know what you’re saying.”
“Sure I do,” he said, grinning one of those grins that made the coeds go weak-kneed, and she was no exception. “Take it from me.”
The tickling sensation matured into an inhuman growl, one that seemed to seize the walls and floors and consume all in a cloud of hot, aching need. In all her years she’d never felt at all out of control. Not once. Not even the few times she drank until the room grew fuzzy or took a hit off her friend’s funny-looking cigarette. Now, though, now all sense of command she possessed had simply vanished.
If he didn’t run, she’d take him. And she wouldn’t show mercy.
“I’ll sap you,” she said, though the words came out more as a sultry purr than the warning she’d intended.
“No, you won’t. You’re still young in the transformation.”
“How ... ahhh, how do you know these things?”
“Years of study.” Weston was suddenly up close, his chest pressed against her small breasts. A trembling breath rolled off Clarice’s lips, pangs of longing shooting down her diminutive resistance. “It’s me or it’s someone else, and I know what I’m getting into.”
“I don’t.”
“I’ll guide you.”
Whatever she wanted to say, if there had been anything aside from a mixture of vowels and consonants to form actual words, disappeared the second his mouth descended upon hers. No more fighting. She surrendered, her body both weak with desire and surging with strength that felt too good to question, but similarly nothing like anything she’d ever touched. Whether it was the rush of the moment or his kiss, she didn’t know, but one touch, one hint of what she could have, had her convictions checked at the door. He was warm, inviting, tasted of coffee and cinnamon, and she wanted to devour him whole.
I learned my debut release with Ellora’s Cave, an erotic contemporary entitled Elevated Exposure, will be available on Friday, April 27. Three days later, A Friend In Need, an erotic paranormal, releases from Liquid Silver. And though A Friend In Need is paranormal in nature, both main characters come from the human world and are more or less dealing with understanding aspects of the paranormal, so that’s something slightly different as well.
This also coincides with a rather large event in my personal life that will pretty much dominate my time from April 25-May 7, so I’m going to be GONE (and having fun!) while two of my babies are thrown into the world.
So, this whole April thing. Kinda crazy. Kinda big. I’m nervous and bouncing all over the place.
Below are covers, blurbs, and excerpts for Elevated Exposure and A Friend In Need.
Blurb
Lennon Bishop’s harmless crush on his hot secretary, Kenzie Drake, morphs into an overwhelming obsession when it arrives. A tape delivered anonymously. He has no idea what to expect when he plays it, but it certainly isn’t a naked Kenzie bringing herself to orgasm. Soon his obsession becomes too much to handle and he has no choice but to quietly remove her from his staff.
But then he comes home one evening to a burglarized apartment, and when he catches the culprit in the elevator, his shock at discovering it’s Kenzie is quickly overshadowed by his anger. She’s stolen a confidential file that he needs for his first high-profile case—but that’s not all she took.
The power goes out and the elevator breaks down, trapping them inside. Which gives Lennon plenty of time to explain to his former secretary why she found her own personal sex tape in his VCR. And maybe, finally, give into temptation.
Excerpt
There were any number of things Lennon Bishop expected to have waiting for him at home. An answering machine full of messages he’d ignore until tomorrow, a sadly barren refrigerator, and a stack full of paperwork sat at the top of his list.
His front door busted open, however, hadn’t even warranted honorable mention.
Lennon blinked. It was one of those funny instances that seemed unreal, as though the longer he stared, the more inclined the door would be to close and go back to normal. So he stared. He stared until the reality of the moment caught up with him and forced his brain to kick-start.
“Shit,” he muttered, pushing through the door. The apartment looked normal enough. There was the couch in front of his forty-two-inch flatscreen baby, the coffee table he’d had since college and refused to part with, the bookshelf filled with his favorite authors, and a few law books in case anyone decided he didn’t look old enough for his degree. The large glass door that led to the veranda looked shut and his file cabinet—
“Shit.”
The file cabinet gaped open. It stood innocuously beside his DVD shelf—safely out of sight but always handy in case he needed to take work home with him. The first drawer was really more a collection of important notes on retired cases. He took home court notes and a few photocopies, but nothing too incriminating. The second drawer was reserved and completely dedicated to Theodore Buckingham.
And it was open.
“Shit.”
Lennon couldn’t really say what overcame him the next second. Most rational people instinctively searched for other stolen valuables or at least double-checked to make sure the thief was off premises and phoned the police. Lennon, however, hardly felt rational, and quickly tore back down the hallway toward the elevators, reaching the area just in time to see a foot disappear inside the open lift.
His mind fought and found something familiar—a memory he would have otherwise tossed aside. Yes, yes, there had been someone else in the hallway. A hoodie-wearing punk had bumped into him just seconds before Lennon discovered his front door ajar. Perhaps the kid had seen something.
Or, more likely…
“Hey!” Lennon yelled, racing toward the closing doors. “You there!”
The kid looked up, nothing visible under the hood save for his eyes, which went wide as saucers. Upon locking gazes with Lennon, he began pounding on the elevator panel.
At the kid’s side, tucked under his arm, was the Buckingham file.
Tomorrow’s headline: Prestigious Doran and Gage Lawyer Charged With Assault.
“Not so fast, asshole,” Lennon grunted, forcing his body between the closing doors. He half-expected the pint-sized terror to knee his gut or try to push past him, but instead the kid backed up, flattening against the wall and trembling with what had to be the purest panic he’d ever seen.
At that, Lennon’s anger waned. Criminals typically didn’t shake that hard.
“Hey,” he said, his hands coming up. The elevator door closed behind him. “It’s all right. I won’t hurt you. I just need that file back.”
The kid’s head wagged fast. No.
Lennon took a cautious step forward. The elevator glided effortlessly toward the bottom floor. “It’s all right,” he said again. “Really.”
The words seemed ridiculous, but what else could he say? The kid had likely been picked up by someone on the plaintiff’s payroll. Quick cash in exchange for petty larceny.
“I won’t press charges.”
At that, the kid’s shoulders dropped and a surprisingly feminine sigh tickled the air. Lennon paused, frowning. He knew that sigh.
“Of course you won’t.” She reached to pull the hood away, but hesitated at the last second. It wasn’t needed then, but strangely he had to see her face in order to believe it. It couldn’t be…
“Kenzie?”
The second her name escaped his lips, he knew the thought was absurd. Wishful thinking, a guilty conscience, or all the above. His former receptionist wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near the scene of a crime unless she was the one victimized.
Kenzie Drake. Though he hadn’t seen her since she’d been shuffled to a different department, she’d never been far from his thoughts. Sweet, funny, and damn talented Kenzie Drake. She was the one receptionist at Doran and Gage to break the mold, the one receptionist who refused to kowtow to convention. Rather than don black suit-jackets and white blouses, she’d stroll to her desk in a gray pencil-lined skirt and a soft pink sweater. Rather than kill her feet in six-inch heels, she wore sensible flats and rarely bothered with pantyhose. Rather than mount her hair into a bun or some other design, she wore her soft, dark curls at her shoulders. Her makeup was always fresh and natural, and every morning she’d greeted him with a smile and a cheese Danish. Lennon had nearly tripped over himself the first time he’d caught a glance of her, and the following months hadn’t been any more gracious.
But Kenzie didn’t work for him anymore. Hadn’t for two weeks. Lennon had asked his boss, Howard Martin, to recycle her to one of the other lawyers. He couldn’t focus on work. Not with her around. Not after the tape.
The tape.
Blurb
As far as birthdays go, university librarian Clarice St. Clair hasn’t had a string of successful celebrations, and her twenty-fifth doesn’t look to be any different. It’s not enough that the sexy subject of her schoolgirl crush walked in on her with her pantyhose around her ankles, but now her mother has dropped possibly the largest bomb in the history of large metaphoric bombs.
Happy birthday. You’re about to become a succubus.
Professor Weston Ryans has known Clarice since her days as one of his students. Though now they are nothing more than friendly colleagues, he clearly recalls her enthusiasm, her wit, and the litany of sinful things he wanted to do with her after hours. After catching her with her nylons around her ankles, he decides to smooth things over, but ends up hearing his favorite former student is the bargaining piece in a demon contract. And Weston knows something about demon contracts—he lost his father to one.
Suddenly everything is thrown into question. Clarice is about to change, but she doesn’t believe it. Weston is determined to help, but he doesn’t know how, and the clock is ticking. Yet when the transformation starts, Clarice finds herself hungry for one thing…and Weston is happy to cater to her needs.
Excerpt
“Well ... I dunno, but that’s kinda what I tell myself.” A long breath rolled through Weston’s lips. “And your soul is not being ripped away. You’re becoming something else.”
“A succubus.”
“That’s right.”
“A being that likes sex.”
“Feeds off sex,” he clarified. “You’ll need it to survive.”
“Yeah, yeah. Do I at least get to like it?”
“I’d hope so.”
Clarice crossed her arms and sat back. “She said it’s supposed to start soon, you know. The transformation. Didn’t you just say a succubus drains the life outta anyone they ... you know.” She gestured crudely. “Fuck?”
“Depends on the succubus,” Weston said, pointing at the open page before him. “Human hybrids operate like vampires, though, so ... yes. You’ll pretty much sap whoever you ... umm, fuck.”
Clarice wet her lips. It likely wasn’t the best time to mention that talking about sex, even in casual reference, had done things to her libido it ought not. She wasn’t twelve years old and she had enough sensibility about sex not to become a panty-throwing, swooning teenage type at the mere mention. Yet the second the word dropped off Weston’s tongue, something in her gut stirred, and a small shock tickled her clit.
Oh, not good.
“The life?” she whispered, wiggling in her seat. “I don’t wanna be responsible for ... you know, draining life. And Pixley said it was going to start almost immediately.”
“The transformation.”
“Yes.”
Weston met her eyes again, and a spark of heat singed through her body. Clarice squirmed once more, doing her best to ignore the sudden warmth in her skin and the moisture pooling between her legs. Whatever it was, it couldn’t be good.
The power of suggestion was not to be underestimated. No way just talking about sex could make her...
Another rush of heat crashed and she had her answer. Her skin burned and she felt positively drenched between her thighs. Hot, aching, and in desperate need of contact. At once all her senses kicked in, and her nostrils flooded with the scent of woods and leather, of aftershave and ... Weston.
“Damn.”
“It’s not as bad as all that,” Weston said.
“I kill who I fuck. Define not bad?”
“Who said kill? I never said kill.”
“You said sap. What does that mean if not kill?”
“Sap? Pretty much means sap.”
“Like the stuff in trees?”
Weston growled, and the sound did little more than make her insides tingle. “No,” he barked. “I mean you’ll ... it’s like a battery. Say we were to—”
“Fuck?” she coughed.
“Have sex,” he clarified, as though the terminology mattered.
Her body was primed and ready to jump across the table, tear his pants down his legs, impale itself on his hard cock, and ride him like a bronco.
Clarice coughed, shoving the seat back and springing to her feet. “No,” she said. “No, no, no, no.”
Weston stood, as well. “Well, I’m not suggesting we have sex. I’m just saying if we did, you wouldn’t kill me. Not in this state. I’d just be a little useless for a while.”
A warm, naked, Weston stretched across her mattress. Clarice’s knees about buckled, her hands shaking and the heat between her legs almost too much to bear the strain of walking. “My God...”
“What?”
“I think you should leave.”
“What? Why?”
“Because I don’t know how much of this I can take.”
“How much of what you can take?”
“I pretty much want all of it.”
Weston blinked. “All of what?”
“What I can take.”
“I have no idea what you’re saying right now.”
Another wave washed over her. Clarice lost her footing and went sailing to the floor, her back crashing against the wall. “Shit!”
“Shit,” Weston echoed, tripping over his feet to help her up.
If he touched her, it was all over. Clarice held up a hand. “You stay there.”
“Where?”
“Back. Just over there. And don’t talk about sex.”
“Don’t...” It took a moment, but understanding finally dawned in Weston’s eyes. Understanding followed by something she could only identify as masculine pride. “Why, Ms. St. Clair...”
God, the things the man did with his voice. Was he trying to get her...
Clarice’s eyes narrowed. “Just stop.”
“Stop what?”
“Talking. Standing close. Being alive in my apartment. Go be alive somewhere else.”
Weston shrugged. “Seems you don’t have much of a choice if you wanna survive the next two days. You need sex. So take it from me.”
Something itched the back of her throat. She flexed her fingers and worked her neck from side to side. “You don’t know what you’re saying.”
“Sure I do,” he said, grinning one of those grins that made the coeds go weak-kneed, and she was no exception. “Take it from me.”
The tickling sensation matured into an inhuman growl, one that seemed to seize the walls and floors and consume all in a cloud of hot, aching need. In all her years she’d never felt at all out of control. Not once. Not even the few times she drank until the room grew fuzzy or took a hit off her friend’s funny-looking cigarette. Now, though, now all sense of command she possessed had simply vanished.
If he didn’t run, she’d take him. And she wouldn’t show mercy.
“I’ll sap you,” she said, though the words came out more as a sultry purr than the warning she’d intended.
“No, you won’t. You’re still young in the transformation.”
“How ... ahhh, how do you know these things?”
“Years of study.” Weston was suddenly up close, his chest pressed against her small breasts. A trembling breath rolled off Clarice’s lips, pangs of longing shooting down her diminutive resistance. “It’s me or it’s someone else, and I know what I’m getting into.”
“I don’t.”
“I’ll guide you.”
Whatever she wanted to say, if there had been anything aside from a mixture of vowels and consonants to form actual words, disappeared the second his mouth descended upon hers. No more fighting. She surrendered, her body both weak with desire and surging with strength that felt too good to question, but similarly nothing like anything she’d ever touched. Whether it was the rush of the moment or his kiss, she didn’t know, but one touch, one hint of what she could have, had her convictions checked at the door. He was warm, inviting, tasted of coffee and cinnamon, and she wanted to devour him whole.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Lucky 7 Excerpt
I'm rising to the challenge of the lucky seven blog post excerpt after being tagged by Pamela Turner.
Rules are:
1. Go to page 77 in current manuscript.
2. Go to line 7
3. Copy the next 7 lines, making no changes.
4. Tag 7 more authors via Facebook.
Here's mine from Flip Side of Sin, the third book in the Sinners and Saints series:
Rules are:
1. Go to page 77 in current manuscript.
2. Go to line 7
3. Copy the next 7 lines, making no changes.
4. Tag 7 more authors via Facebook.
Here's mine from Flip Side of Sin, the third book in the Sinners and Saints series:
Any doubt this would be a quick and painless visit effectively died, though he supposed it was his own fault for having nourished that hope to begin with. Quick and painless were not words one associated with the former Hell Queen. It was one of many things leading to their split, though the word count on that particular list might never be determined.
Lilith had been beautiful once, and many would claim that beauty had only magnified with time. Yet where he’d once seen promise remained nothing but a hollow junkie. Someone who didn’t see people so much as stepping stones—someone whose mere existence had once filled him with hope, only to leave him with a shattered image of humanity centuries had not yet pieced back together.
Yes, his lovely ex-wife.
Coming soon from Ellora's Cave: Elevated Exposure
I am beyond ecstatic to report I have a new erotic contemporary romance contracted with Ellora's Cave. Details -- like release dates, cover, excerpts, and the like -- are all forthcoming. The most I can say is I definitely have an erotic contemporary romance entitled Elevated Exposure coming out with Ellora's Cave.
Here be the tentative blurb.
Here be the tentative blurb.
Ever since Kenzie Drake walked into his office, Lennon Bishop’s world has been upside down. And while company policy prevents him from pursuing her, a harmless crush couldn’t hurt.
Then it arrived. A tape marked FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. While he had no idea what was on the tape before popping it in the VCR, a naked Kenzie, touching herself, was the last thing he expected. And though Lennon tries hard to forget it, his harmless crush quickly matures into an overwhelming obsession.
Kenzie Drake has no idea why her boss fired her, or why he couldn't do it to her face. All she knows is she's been kicked to the curb with no job and a brother to support. When the plaintiff in Lennon's most prestigious case offers her a lot of money for a quick B&E, she doesn't have to think hard before saying yes. Only when she breaks into Lennon’s apartment, she finds more than she bargained for.
Lennon couldn’t have predicted coming home to a burglarized apartment. Kenzie couldn’t have predicted Lennon catching her in the elevator. And neither could predict the building losing power just after the elevator doors slide shut.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Excerpt: A Friend In Need - A New Liquid Silver Erotic Paranormal Romance, Coming April 30
Dropping by today for a quickie teaser from my upcoming release. Hope you enjoy!
As far as birthdays go, university librarian Clarice St. Clair hasn’t had a string of successful celebrations, and her twenty-fifth doesn’t look to be any different. It’s not enough that the sexy subject of her schoolgirl crush walked in on her with her pantyhose around her ankles, but now her mother has dropped possibly the largest bomb in the history of large metaphoric bombs.
Happy birthday. You’re about to become a succubus.
Professor Weston Ryans has known Clarice since her days as one of his students. Though now they are nothing more than friendly colleagues, he clearly recalls her enthusiasm, her wit, and the litany of sinful things he wanted to do with her after hours. After catching her with her nylons around her ankles, he decides to smooth things over, but ends up hearing his favorite former student is the bargaining piece in a demon contract. And Weston knows something about demon contracts—he lost his father to one.
Suddenly everything is thrown into question. Clarice is about to change, but she doesn’t believe it. Weston is determined to help, but he doesn’t know how, and the clock is ticking. Yet when the transformation starts, Clarice finds herself hungry for one thing…and Weston is happy to cater to her needs.
Excerpt
Coming April 30 from Liquid Silver Books.
Happy birthday. You’re about to become a succubus.
Professor Weston Ryans has known Clarice since her days as one of his students. Though now they are nothing more than friendly colleagues, he clearly recalls her enthusiasm, her wit, and the litany of sinful things he wanted to do with her after hours. After catching her with her nylons around her ankles, he decides to smooth things over, but ends up hearing his favorite former student is the bargaining piece in a demon contract. And Weston knows something about demon contracts—he lost his father to one.
Suddenly everything is thrown into question. Clarice is about to change, but she doesn’t believe it. Weston is determined to help, but he doesn’t know how, and the clock is ticking. Yet when the transformation starts, Clarice finds herself hungry for one thing…and Weston is happy to cater to her needs.
Excerpt
“Well ... I dunno, but that’s kinda what I tell myself.” A long breath rolled through Weston’s lips. “And your soul is not being ripped away. You’re becoming something else.”
“A succubus.”
“That’s right.”
“A being that likes sex.”
“Feeds off sex,” he clarified. “You’ll need it to survive.”
“Yeah, yeah. Do I at least get to like it?”
“I’d hope so.”
Clarice crossed her arms and sat back. “She said it’s supposed to start soon, you know. The transformation. Didn’t you just say a succubus drains the life outta anyone they ... you know.” She gestured crudely. “Fuck?”
“Depends on the succubus,” Weston said, pointing at the open page before him. “Human hybrids operate like vampires, though, so ... yes. You’ll pretty much sap whoever you ... umm, fuck.”
Clarice wet her lips. It likely wasn’t the best time to mention that talking about sex, even in casual reference, had done things to her libido it ought not. She wasn’t twelve years old and she had enough sensibility about sex not to become a panty-throwing, swooning teenage type at the mere mention. Yet the second the word dropped off Weston’s tongue, something in her gut stirred, and a small shock tickled her clit.
Oh, not good.
“The life?” she whispered, wiggling in her seat. “I don’t wanna be responsible for ... you know, draining life. And Pixley said it was going to start almost immediately.”
“The transformation.”
“Yes.”
Weston met her eyes again, and a spark of heat singed through her body. Clarice squirmed once more, doing her best to ignore the sudden warmth in her skin and the moisture pooling between her legs. Whatever it was, it couldn’t be good.
The power of suggestion was not to be underestimated. No way just talking about sex could make her...
Another rush of heat crashed and she had her answer. Her skin burned and she felt positively drenched between her thighs. Hot, aching, and in desperate need of contact. At once all her senses kicked in, and her nostrils flooded with the scent of woods and leather, of aftershave and ... Weston.
“Damn.”
“It’s not as bad as all that,” Weston said.
“I kill who I fuck. Define not bad?”
“Who said kill? I never said kill.”
“You said sap. What does that mean if not kill?”
“Sap? Pretty much means sap.”
“Like the stuff in trees?”
Weston growled, and the sound did little more than make her insides tingle. “No,” he barked. “I mean you’ll ... it’s like a battery. Say we were to—”
“Fuck?” she coughed.
“Have sex,” he clarified, as though the terminology mattered.
Her body was primed and ready to jump across the table, tear his pants down his legs, impale itself on his hard cock, and ride him like a bronco.
Clarice coughed, shoving the seat back and springing to her feet. “No,” she said. “No, no, no, no.”
Weston stood, as well. “Well, I’m not suggesting we have sex. I’m just saying if we did, you wouldn’t kill me. Not in this state. I’d just be a little useless for a while.”
A warm, naked, Weston stretched across her mattress. Clarice’s knees about buckled, her hands shaking and the heat between her legs almost too much to bear the strain of walking. “My God...”
“What?”
“I think you should leave.”
“What? Why?”
“Because I don’t know how much of this I can take.”
“How much of what you can take?”
“I pretty much want all of it.”
Weston blinked. “All of what?”
“What I can take.”
“I have no idea what you’re saying right now.”
Another wave washed over her. Clarice lost her footing and went sailing to the floor, her back crashing against the wall. “Shit!”
“Shit,” Weston echoed, tripping over his feet to help her up.
If he touched her, it was all over. Clarice held up a hand. “You stay there.”
“Where?”
“Back. Just over there. And don’t talk about sex.”
“Don’t...” It took a moment, but understanding finally dawned in Weston’s eyes. Understanding followed by something she could only identify as masculine pride. “Why, Ms. St. Clair...”
God, the things the man did with his voice. Was he trying to get her...
Clarice’s eyes narrowed. “Just stop.”
“Stop what?”
“Talking. Standing close. Being alive in my apartment. Go be alive somewhere else.”
Weston shrugged. “Seems you don’t have much of a choice if you wanna survive the next two days. You need sex. So take it from me.”
Something itched the back of her throat. She flexed her fingers and worked her neck from side to side. “You don’t know what you’re saying.”
“Sure I do,” he said, grinning one of those grins that made the coeds go weak-kneed, and she was no exception. “Take it from me.”
The tickling sensation matured into an inhuman growl, one that seemed to seize the walls and floors and consume all in a cloud of hot, aching need. In all her years she’d never felt at all out of control. Not once. Not even the few times she drank until the room grew fuzzy or took a hit off her friend’s funny-looking cigarette. Now, though, now all sense of command she possessed had simply vanished.
If he didn’t run, she’d take him. And she wouldn’t show mercy.
“I’ll sap you,” she said, though the words came out more as a sultry purr than the warning she’d intended.
“No, you won’t. You’re still young in the transformation.”
“How ... ahhh, how do you know these things?”
“Years of study.” Weston was suddenly up close, his chest pressed against her small breasts. A trembling breath rolled off Clarice’s lips, pangs of longing shooting down her diminutive resistance. “It’s me or it’s someone else, and I know what I’m getting into.”
“I don’t.”
“I’ll guide you.”
Whatever she wanted to say, if there had been anything aside from a mixture of vowels and consonants to form actual words, disappeared the second his mouth descended upon hers. No more fighting. She surrendered, her body both weak with desire and surging with strength that felt too good to question, but similarly nothing like anything she’d ever touched. Whether it was the rush of the moment or his kiss, she didn’t know, but one touch, one hint of what she could have, had her convictions checked at the door. He was warm, inviting, tasted of coffee and cinnamon, and she wanted to devour him whole.
Coming April 30 from Liquid Silver Books.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Porn v. plot
I will admit; at times, I'm not in the mood for substance. I've had a long day and as a result, am tired, cranky, and in the mood for something fast and raunchy. I don't want to waste time being intellectually stimulated by the characterization, intricate plot, or the dynamics between the hero and heroine. I want clothes flying, bodies thrusting, and explicit detail of what is sticking what. I want the sort of literature that gives our industry the shitty reputation it has among mainstream presses.
But this is hardly the norm. If I wanted porn, there are plenty of outlets I could use. And if I wrote straight porn, I'd likely be a whole lot wealthier. Have you seen the stats titles like "Doing It For Daddy" have on Amazon? It's downright depressing, though not at all surprising. Why? Sex sells, and it sells a lot.
That's not to say the romance industry alone isn't a good one for which to write. The transition from brick and mortar stores to an e-store environment is definitely in motion, but people are resistant to change. With as many fans as the Kindle or Nook might currently boast, small-press authors aren't as likely to feel the monetary success.
Then there's a fine line between mainstream romance and erotic romance. Erotic romance, as stated earlier, has a shitty reputation. Hell, mainstream romance -- successful as it is -- is arguably one of the most belittled genres. Throw in naughty words like "cock" and "pussy," and the reputation sinks even lower.
What is the justification for this, if any? Love is one of the most universal themes in existence, and sex is a basic human function, and while it has been commercialized, that doesn't make it something of which to be ashamed. The writers and readers of erotic romance focus just as much on the love story as they do the naughty bits -- god knows, I do. If I don't feel chemistry between the characters, I take zero pleasure in reading or writing a love scene. And my favorite part of writing a romance is the interaction between the characters -- the discussions, debates, and dramas that surface. Sure, the hot smexing is a lot of fun, but it isn't the reason I'm an enthusiast of the genre. As I said, if it were, I'd be a much wealthier woman.
There is nothing wrong with reading for heat, or writing a story that has more sex than substance. But some erotic romance authors have more to say in their works than just boy meets girl. Some of us have more story than sex. There is no reason larger themes can't be explored, or why we can't make an effort to breakdown the stereotype. And while I don't think the erotic romance authors or readers should dismiss sex as something of which to be ashamed, I know a damn many author whose erotic romances are involved, well-developed tales that just happen to have hot sex in them.
I wonder what it would take to get that image out there. To break the stigma of "dirty women writing for horny women." It's sexist and insulting, and it's time we took the genre back.
Thoughts?
But this is hardly the norm. If I wanted porn, there are plenty of outlets I could use. And if I wrote straight porn, I'd likely be a whole lot wealthier. Have you seen the stats titles like "Doing It For Daddy" have on Amazon? It's downright depressing, though not at all surprising. Why? Sex sells, and it sells a lot.
That's not to say the romance industry alone isn't a good one for which to write. The transition from brick and mortar stores to an e-store environment is definitely in motion, but people are resistant to change. With as many fans as the Kindle or Nook might currently boast, small-press authors aren't as likely to feel the monetary success.
Then there's a fine line between mainstream romance and erotic romance. Erotic romance, as stated earlier, has a shitty reputation. Hell, mainstream romance -- successful as it is -- is arguably one of the most belittled genres. Throw in naughty words like "cock" and "pussy," and the reputation sinks even lower.
What is the justification for this, if any? Love is one of the most universal themes in existence, and sex is a basic human function, and while it has been commercialized, that doesn't make it something of which to be ashamed. The writers and readers of erotic romance focus just as much on the love story as they do the naughty bits -- god knows, I do. If I don't feel chemistry between the characters, I take zero pleasure in reading or writing a love scene. And my favorite part of writing a romance is the interaction between the characters -- the discussions, debates, and dramas that surface. Sure, the hot smexing is a lot of fun, but it isn't the reason I'm an enthusiast of the genre. As I said, if it were, I'd be a much wealthier woman.
There is nothing wrong with reading for heat, or writing a story that has more sex than substance. But some erotic romance authors have more to say in their works than just boy meets girl. Some of us have more story than sex. There is no reason larger themes can't be explored, or why we can't make an effort to breakdown the stereotype. And while I don't think the erotic romance authors or readers should dismiss sex as something of which to be ashamed, I know a damn many author whose erotic romances are involved, well-developed tales that just happen to have hot sex in them.
I wonder what it would take to get that image out there. To break the stigma of "dirty women writing for horny women." It's sexist and insulting, and it's time we took the genre back.
Thoughts?
Saturday, March 3, 2012
ILLUSIONS -- A new exciting release from Kacey Hammell!
I'm thrilled to have my friend and one heck of a talented lady on my blog today. Her latest release, Illusions, just debuted from Decadent Publishing. You'll find the blurb below, as well as an excerpt that I guarantee will leave you hungry for more!
ILLUSIONS
By Kacey Hammell
Book 1: In the Arms of the Law
Publisher: Decadent Publishing
Protection. Adventure. Love.
It's all found within The Arms of the Law...
Detective Isabella Knowles, a tough-as-nails cop, lives by the law, and knows what she wants out of life. And it doesn't include marriage or all that comes with it. Everything Isabella has ever known seems like an illusion when a new relationship makes her feel more alive than ever before. She isn’t happy about it and fights it every step of the way.
Burned by his fiancée years ago, seer and P.I., Brady Jacobs never wants another commitment in his life. But his bachelorhood and heart are threatened when he has one of his visions and see a killer striking too close to the woman he has recently come to love.
Danger lurks close to home and neither Brady nor Isabella like that they can’t control every situation…especially matters of the heart.
Excerpt
Kacey Hammell, © 2012
“Cat got your tongue, or what?”
Her head came up as Alicia’s voice chased away her meandering thoughts. Ali stood behind her desk with hands on her hips, a very familiar stance. It was her ‘I want some answers now’ pose.
Taking a deep breath, Isabella fought to regain the air that had suddenly left her body and tried to ignore the light-headedness from the photo she had just seen.
“For God’s sake, Alicia. You know Brady and I are friends. We joke around and have a great time. People, a lot of them, naturally assume we are a couple. You’ve thought it yourself. You also know it’s complete bullshit.”
Isabella floundered, afraid to look her cousin in the eye and explain away the lie she was telling her. Heading to the window overlooking West Street, she wished she had an easy answer. Brady Jacobs was one of the men she trusted with her life and had great respect for.
When he came home from the Marines ten years ago, he had changed. A different man from the one she’d known in high school, he had lost some of the humor and laughter she had come to identify with him. While in the Marines, he’d fallen in love with a woman named Sandy. They’d met in Thailand and had become engaged. But once she learned the truth about his abilities, Sandy had dumped him and remained overseas, declaring she never wanted to see him again.
He had come home a harsher, more abrupt man. One Isabella didn’t care to know at first. But as she trained hard for her detective’s shield, he was suddenly a rooting supporter who hoped she would ace the exam and obtain her dream.
It was as if he’d known long before she did she’d aced the exam. If it hadn’t been for him, she might never have kept after it as she had. There were times when she had wanted to give up her dream, but he wouldn’t let her. His ability to see things—visions of death, abuse, and other acts—made him an asset to the police, and to her during her struggles. But there was the odd time when Brady would see something great, something to make the gruesome visions he had seem small in comparison.
Looking out into the bustling street, Isabella spoke quietly. “Sometimes Alicia, you forget. I don’t need a man in my life. Least of all romantic entanglements. That’s your area. One you can gladly have all to yourself.”
“What a load of crap. You and your stupid belief about marriage and love not being for you. It’s just ridiculous,” Alicia said adamantly. “And you know what, it’s getting old. Hell, the excuse will be written on your tombstone the day you bite the dust.”
Chuckling and feeling some tension leave the room, Isabella had to rib her cousin just a bit. “Bite the dust? What the hell are you talking about? You saying my time is coming? You know something I don’t? I plan to live for decades yet. Alone!”
“Whatever. Your father now thinks Brady Jacobs is the boyfriend who will be coming to the party next month. He’s very happy you’ve chosen a hometown boy, a celebrity himself, and an upstanding kind of guy. I think he’ll be picking out china patterns for you next.” Disgust was clear in Alicia’s voice.
“So what will you do? I told you before to come up with someone to take with you. A pretend boyfriend if you will, just to gain you some time and get your dad off your back about babies and leaving this job behind.”
“I won’t do that, Alicia. Lying to my father is not an option. He’ll get over it. There is no man in my life now, nor ever. At least not one for a happy ever after. It’s just not possible.” Her voice cracked as she spoke of the impossibilities. She only hoped her cousin didn’t catch it. Her mother’s death was never far from her thoughts. She would never put a man through what her father had gone through, nor did she ever want to feel such pain herself over a husband.
To her, it wasn’t worth it. To love and then lose them just didn’t seem worth it.
“Iz….”
“Forget it, Alicia. I don’t want to discuss this anymore. I’ll deal with my father and will call the Gazette to find out about this photo. We are hardly newsworthy. Especially when there is no story.”
God, don’t strike me down.
“Sometimes, I think you have your priorities all wrong,” Alicia said sadly.
“Maybe I just need to get laid. Whatcha think?” Isabella hoped to see a smile on her face, but as she looked over her shoulder, all she saw was sadness. A look she had become accustomed to, as her cousin wanted her to find Mr. Right.
Mr. Man for the Night sounded much better to Isabella.
“Laid, Izzy? What’s that? I don’t think either of us remembers what it’s all about,” Alicia uttered, amusement finally percolating through her voice.
“Well, isn’t this an enlightening discussion, ladies? Shall I throw my last sexual encounter into the ring and we can share in the misery?”
Isabella jumped and spun around at the sound of Ethan Carter’s voice as he entered the office.
Blushing with embarrassment, she could barely look him in the eye. “Hey, Ethan. How you doing?”
“Obviously better than you.” Ethan’s eyes cut to his partner’s desk, where the newspaper still rested, open to page four and the photo of her with Brady. His gaze flickered her way, making her feel lower than dirt. He set his coffee down on his desk, pasting a false smile on his face. “You two always commiserate together or what? Kinda early for sex talk, isn’t it?”
She could see he was only pretending he didn’t care about the photo on the desk, but as always, Ethan’s face conveyed every emotion he felt.
“You know us girls, Ethan,” Alicia ribbed her partner, obviously picking up on the tension. “Sex, sex, sex, we talk about it all the time. We want it all the more, too.” She chuckled.
Laughing authentically now, Ethan ribbed her in return. “Sugar, I tell you daily, all you have to do is call me. Day….” He lifted his stare to Isabella. “Or night.”
She shifted her gaze to Alicia, only to see a look of frustration and hurt cross her face.
Oh, God. Don’t tell me….
“What’s this? A party and no one told me?”
At the newest addition to the conversation, Isabella’s pulse accelerated double-time. She looked toward the door.
Man, I don’t need this today.
Brady Jacobs walked—no, sauntered—into the office and heading toward Ethan, spared her not a glance.
Black denim jeans encased his firm, shapely ass like a second skin. His black T-shirt with sleeves rolled over his beautiful biceps showed off his sexy, muscular build. He looked good enough to eat. A flood of heat coursed through her body. This was a man who was confident in himself and when he entered the room, there was a ripple effect. Everyone sat up to take notice of him and women practically swooned, eager to catch his eye. But Brady rarely gave any one woman the time of day. He was adamant about keeping his personal life private, and his no-commitment rule was always in full force.
Kacey Hammell's Illusions
ILLUSIONS
By Kacey Hammell
Book 1: In the Arms of the Law
Publisher: Decadent Publishing
Protection. Adventure. Love.
It's all found within The Arms of the Law...
Detective Isabella Knowles, a tough-as-nails cop, lives by the law, and knows what she wants out of life. And it doesn't include marriage or all that comes with it. Everything Isabella has ever known seems like an illusion when a new relationship makes her feel more alive than ever before. She isn’t happy about it and fights it every step of the way.
Burned by his fiancée years ago, seer and P.I., Brady Jacobs never wants another commitment in his life. But his bachelorhood and heart are threatened when he has one of his visions and see a killer striking too close to the woman he has recently come to love.
Danger lurks close to home and neither Brady nor Isabella like that they can’t control every situation…especially matters of the heart.
Excerpt
Kacey Hammell, © 2012
“Cat got your tongue, or what?”
Her head came up as Alicia’s voice chased away her meandering thoughts. Ali stood behind her desk with hands on her hips, a very familiar stance. It was her ‘I want some answers now’ pose.
Taking a deep breath, Isabella fought to regain the air that had suddenly left her body and tried to ignore the light-headedness from the photo she had just seen.
“For God’s sake, Alicia. You know Brady and I are friends. We joke around and have a great time. People, a lot of them, naturally assume we are a couple. You’ve thought it yourself. You also know it’s complete bullshit.”
Isabella floundered, afraid to look her cousin in the eye and explain away the lie she was telling her. Heading to the window overlooking West Street, she wished she had an easy answer. Brady Jacobs was one of the men she trusted with her life and had great respect for.
When he came home from the Marines ten years ago, he had changed. A different man from the one she’d known in high school, he had lost some of the humor and laughter she had come to identify with him. While in the Marines, he’d fallen in love with a woman named Sandy. They’d met in Thailand and had become engaged. But once she learned the truth about his abilities, Sandy had dumped him and remained overseas, declaring she never wanted to see him again.
He had come home a harsher, more abrupt man. One Isabella didn’t care to know at first. But as she trained hard for her detective’s shield, he was suddenly a rooting supporter who hoped she would ace the exam and obtain her dream.
It was as if he’d known long before she did she’d aced the exam. If it hadn’t been for him, she might never have kept after it as she had. There were times when she had wanted to give up her dream, but he wouldn’t let her. His ability to see things—visions of death, abuse, and other acts—made him an asset to the police, and to her during her struggles. But there was the odd time when Brady would see something great, something to make the gruesome visions he had seem small in comparison.
Looking out into the bustling street, Isabella spoke quietly. “Sometimes Alicia, you forget. I don’t need a man in my life. Least of all romantic entanglements. That’s your area. One you can gladly have all to yourself.”
“What a load of crap. You and your stupid belief about marriage and love not being for you. It’s just ridiculous,” Alicia said adamantly. “And you know what, it’s getting old. Hell, the excuse will be written on your tombstone the day you bite the dust.”
Chuckling and feeling some tension leave the room, Isabella had to rib her cousin just a bit. “Bite the dust? What the hell are you talking about? You saying my time is coming? You know something I don’t? I plan to live for decades yet. Alone!”
“Whatever. Your father now thinks Brady Jacobs is the boyfriend who will be coming to the party next month. He’s very happy you’ve chosen a hometown boy, a celebrity himself, and an upstanding kind of guy. I think he’ll be picking out china patterns for you next.” Disgust was clear in Alicia’s voice.
“So what will you do? I told you before to come up with someone to take with you. A pretend boyfriend if you will, just to gain you some time and get your dad off your back about babies and leaving this job behind.”
“I won’t do that, Alicia. Lying to my father is not an option. He’ll get over it. There is no man in my life now, nor ever. At least not one for a happy ever after. It’s just not possible.” Her voice cracked as she spoke of the impossibilities. She only hoped her cousin didn’t catch it. Her mother’s death was never far from her thoughts. She would never put a man through what her father had gone through, nor did she ever want to feel such pain herself over a husband.
To her, it wasn’t worth it. To love and then lose them just didn’t seem worth it.
“Iz….”
“Forget it, Alicia. I don’t want to discuss this anymore. I’ll deal with my father and will call the Gazette to find out about this photo. We are hardly newsworthy. Especially when there is no story.”
God, don’t strike me down.
“Sometimes, I think you have your priorities all wrong,” Alicia said sadly.
“Maybe I just need to get laid. Whatcha think?” Isabella hoped to see a smile on her face, but as she looked over her shoulder, all she saw was sadness. A look she had become accustomed to, as her cousin wanted her to find Mr. Right.
Mr. Man for the Night sounded much better to Isabella.
“Laid, Izzy? What’s that? I don’t think either of us remembers what it’s all about,” Alicia uttered, amusement finally percolating through her voice.
“Well, isn’t this an enlightening discussion, ladies? Shall I throw my last sexual encounter into the ring and we can share in the misery?”
Isabella jumped and spun around at the sound of Ethan Carter’s voice as he entered the office.
Blushing with embarrassment, she could barely look him in the eye. “Hey, Ethan. How you doing?”
“Obviously better than you.” Ethan’s eyes cut to his partner’s desk, where the newspaper still rested, open to page four and the photo of her with Brady. His gaze flickered her way, making her feel lower than dirt. He set his coffee down on his desk, pasting a false smile on his face. “You two always commiserate together or what? Kinda early for sex talk, isn’t it?”
She could see he was only pretending he didn’t care about the photo on the desk, but as always, Ethan’s face conveyed every emotion he felt.
“You know us girls, Ethan,” Alicia ribbed her partner, obviously picking up on the tension. “Sex, sex, sex, we talk about it all the time. We want it all the more, too.” She chuckled.
Laughing authentically now, Ethan ribbed her in return. “Sugar, I tell you daily, all you have to do is call me. Day….” He lifted his stare to Isabella. “Or night.”
She shifted her gaze to Alicia, only to see a look of frustration and hurt cross her face.
Oh, God. Don’t tell me….
“What’s this? A party and no one told me?”
At the newest addition to the conversation, Isabella’s pulse accelerated double-time. She looked toward the door.
Man, I don’t need this today.
Brady Jacobs walked—no, sauntered—into the office and heading toward Ethan, spared her not a glance.
Black denim jeans encased his firm, shapely ass like a second skin. His black T-shirt with sleeves rolled over his beautiful biceps showed off his sexy, muscular build. He looked good enough to eat. A flood of heat coursed through her body. This was a man who was confident in himself and when he entered the room, there was a ripple effect. Everyone sat up to take notice of him and women practically swooned, eager to catch his eye. But Brady rarely gave any one woman the time of day. He was adamant about keeping his personal life private, and his no-commitment rule was always in full force.
Kacey Hammell's Illusions
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Buried Alive 2: Buried Harder
The next couple months are going to be very hectic; I'm not sure how many of my readers come by to check my blog. Since I do a weekly update over at Romancing the Muses, I'm not too diligent about keeping this up to speed.
In short: edits. Pretty much everywhere I turn around, there are edits. I have a total of five manuscripts either on my desk or headed toward my desk demanding attention. Then there are edits for my own upcoming release, A Friend In Need. I'm also participating in Nix's Blind Date Event, or rather, Ryker from Know Thine Enemy has been asked to stop by, and Izzie's letting him. My erotic contemporary novella (yes, I occasionally write those!) has been accepted for publication, and that's without getting into all the other stuff I have going on in the not writer-ly, editor-ly part of my life.
Oi.
On the plus side, aside from a couple minor and at least one major setback, 2012 is going according to plan. Two coming soon's and though Book 3 of the Sinners and Saints series has stalled again due to my editing obligations, It's a good 1/3 of the way complete. Hopefully by the next time I kick the dust off this blog and post an update, I'll have an excerpt or two to share.
Until then...well, I'll be somewhere in The Pile.
In short: edits. Pretty much everywhere I turn around, there are edits. I have a total of five manuscripts either on my desk or headed toward my desk demanding attention. Then there are edits for my own upcoming release, A Friend In Need. I'm also participating in Nix's Blind Date Event, or rather, Ryker from Know Thine Enemy has been asked to stop by, and Izzie's letting him. My erotic contemporary novella (yes, I occasionally write those!) has been accepted for publication, and that's without getting into all the other stuff I have going on in the not writer-ly, editor-ly part of my life.
Oi.
On the plus side, aside from a couple minor and at least one major setback, 2012 is going according to plan. Two coming soon's and though Book 3 of the Sinners and Saints series has stalled again due to my editing obligations, It's a good 1/3 of the way complete. Hopefully by the next time I kick the dust off this blog and post an update, I'll have an excerpt or two to share.
Until then...well, I'll be somewhere in The Pile.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Cover Reveal - A Friend In Need
Hey all!
Sorry I've been absentee these last few weeks. Aside from trying to get my writing mojo back, the evils known as my non-writing life have been nipping at my heels. But I am back to show off my latest pretty: the cover for A Friend In Need, my upcoming Liquid Silver Books release. This isn't a book in the Sinners and Saints series, but it is set in the universe. Because I like the idea of having stories in the same universe. It makes me feel like Stephen King.
I'm sure I'll begin the fun process of editing soon.
In other news, I'm around 30k through Book III in the Sinners and Saints series. Also working loosely on revamping Possession as well as a new urban fantasy. Sinfully Scandalous is now available in print, and has received several amazing reviews.
Thanks all! Have a great weekend!
Sorry I've been absentee these last few weeks. Aside from trying to get my writing mojo back, the evils known as my non-writing life have been nipping at my heels. But I am back to show off my latest pretty: the cover for A Friend In Need, my upcoming Liquid Silver Books release. This isn't a book in the Sinners and Saints series, but it is set in the universe. Because I like the idea of having stories in the same universe. It makes me feel like Stephen King.
As far as birthdays go, university librarian Clarice St. Clair hasn’t had a string of successful celebrations, and her twenty-fifth doesn’t look to be any different. It’s not enough that the sexy subject of her schoolgirl crush walked in on her with her pantyhose around her ankles, but now her mother has dropped possibly the largest bomb in the history of large metaphoric bombs.
Happy birthday. You’re about the become a succubus.
Professor Weston Ryans has known Clarice since her days as one of his students. Though now they are nothing more than friendly colleagues, he clearly recalls her enthusiasm, her wit, and the litany of sinful things he wanted to do with her after hours. After catching her with her nylons around her ankles, he decides to smooth things over, but ends up hearing his favorite former student is the bargaining piece in a demon contract. And Weston knows something about demon contracts—he lost his father to one.
Suddenly everything is thrown into question. Clarice is about to change, but she doesn’t believe it. Weston is determined to help, but he doesn’t know how, and the clock is ticking. Yet when the transformation starts, Clarice finds herself hungry for one thing…and Weston is happy to cater to her needs.
I'm sure I'll begin the fun process of editing soon.
In other news, I'm around 30k through Book III in the Sinners and Saints series. Also working loosely on revamping Possession as well as a new urban fantasy. Sinfully Scandalous is now available in print, and has received several amazing reviews.
Thanks all! Have a great weekend!
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Anyone ready for Sin?
Sinfully Scandalous is NOW AVAILABLE at Liquid Silver Books, Amazon, ARe, and (I'm sure) elsewhere. As I've said on Facebook and Twitter and probably anywhere I'm allowed to speak -- I am nervous about this one. Lost Wages of Sin was mostly well-received, though I know from a few comments on Goodreads the theological relationship (particularly between Lucifer and Big J) touched a few buttons. This one goes even farther -- though not because I aim to offend, rather because that's how the characters told me to write it.
Having said that, I am proud of the book and hope some of the fans of the first will be willing to give the second installment a try. There's a lot of snark, a lot more interaction with Lucifer, an introduction to the other Sin siblings, and a visit from Dante and Ava.
In related news, I received and signed a contract for a new erotic paranormal romantic comedy titled A Friend In Need, which is set within the Sinners and Saints universe but not dependent on any ongoing storyline. Really, this is my way to see how I can play with that universe (since I am in love with it as a writer) after I have exhausted the main plot. My NaNo project was just such an experiment, and it worked for everyone who's read it thus far. So sometime in 2012, interested readers will have a chance to evaluate/judge my success or failure in that regard. Here's the tentative blurb:
In the meantime, to celebrate the release of Sinfully Scandalous, Sinners and Saints #2, I'm at Kacey Hammell's blog, giving away Sinners and Saints #1, Lost Wages of Sin. Contest runs until Friday!
Having said that, I am proud of the book and hope some of the fans of the first will be willing to give the second installment a try. There's a lot of snark, a lot more interaction with Lucifer, an introduction to the other Sin siblings, and a visit from Dante and Ava.
In related news, I received and signed a contract for a new erotic paranormal romantic comedy titled A Friend In Need, which is set within the Sinners and Saints universe but not dependent on any ongoing storyline. Really, this is my way to see how I can play with that universe (since I am in love with it as a writer) after I have exhausted the main plot. My NaNo project was just such an experiment, and it worked for everyone who's read it thus far. So sometime in 2012, interested readers will have a chance to evaluate/judge my success or failure in that regard. Here's the tentative blurb:
As far as birthdays go, university librarian Clarice St. Clair hasn’t had a string of successful celebrations, and her twenty-fifth doesn’t look to be any different. It’s not enough that the sexy subject of her schoolgirl crush walked in on her with her pantyhose around her ankles, but now her mother has dropped possibly the largest bomb in the history of large metaphoric bombs.
Happy birthday. You’re about the become a succubus.
Professor Weston Ryans has known Clarice since her days as one of his students. Though now they are nothing more than friendly colleagues, he clearly recalls her enthusiasm, her wit, and the litany of sinful things he wanted to do with her after hours. After catching her with her nylons around her ankles, he decides to smooth things over, but ends up hearing his favorite former student is the bargaining piece in a demon contract. And Weston knows something about demon contracts—he lost his father to one.
Suddenly everything is thrown into question. Clarice is about to change, but she doesn’t believe it. Weston is determined to help, but he doesn’t know how, and the clock is ticking. Yet when the transformation starts, Clarice finds herself hungry for one thing…and Weston is happy to cater to her needs.
In the meantime, to celebrate the release of Sinfully Scandalous, Sinners and Saints #2, I'm at Kacey Hammell's blog, giving away Sinners and Saints #1, Lost Wages of Sin. Contest runs until Friday!
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